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Only one player finished his mushy peas at lunch can you guess which one
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Adrian is far less impressed with his new Rolex now someone on the squad has pitched up with the next must have for people with more money than they can spend, the invisible tractor.
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Are odd one out competitions getting easier?
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The other players try hard to stifle their giggles as Masuaku puts a pin in the unsuspecting player's space hopper.
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Adidas's new spring-loaded boots are proving difficult to keep under control.
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The kids were deeply disappointed when the wrong Harry turned up even though he tried to convince them with his Expeliamus routine
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Have you decided which one should have the invisible tractor yet boss.
Dunno yet I will decide just before the match, it will make a great pic for this thread.
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Slav: "Dicksey that is some of the finest laid cones I have ever seen, n all that"
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Great pic.

Why on earth would John Bond be washing his face in shared bathwater :o .

He and Noel Cantwell. Both full backs went on to manage Manchester clubs.
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Cantwell is smiling because the bar of soap has gone missing and he thinks it's gone up his arse.

Bond is smiling because he's got the soap in his hand.
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