caption time thread
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That sun burnt beached whale used to be a Premier League footballer once upon a time. Not too dissimilar then either.
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"Haway man, this Adkins diet is a piece of piss like, I'm sure Nigel would understand, God rest his delicious soul"
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You know that feeling when the maitre d' asks you to select your lobster from the tank, you choose a nice big one but then the ****er looks at you and you realise it's just walked 3,000 km over the Atlantic floor and you feel ****.
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:lol:POP POP POP Robson wrote:Fifa approve new goal line "scratch and sniff" technology.
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Carlton: "Oh Stewie, you are going to need to open your mouth wider than that innit bruv"
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"Wye eye, these new 'endorsed by Sam Allardyce' shorts have got no give in 'em whatsoever! I wish I'd packed me old 'Unsworths'"cockney hammer wrote:
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Brucie gambles on no-one eating his opened box of reeces while he takes a dump in the River Mersey!!........ 
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cockney hammer wrote:
Jenkinson to Tomkins:
"Forever
(Ohhhhhh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms..."
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Jenkinson to Tomkins:cockney hammer wrote:
"Forever
(Ohhhhhh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms..."
cockney hammer wrote:
Tomkins: "And after whispering Lionel Richie Lyrics in my ear, the **** grabbed me here!?!!"
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You’ve seen my Hull now you can have my Udders feeled.cockney hammer wrote:
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cockney hammer wrote:
All together now " I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT, HERE'S MY HANDLE AND HERES MY ......." :lol:
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