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swash wrote:That didn't work
eh :eh:
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Kept getting the wrong picture so deleted, this new fangled technology is too much for me :D
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Bury Me @ The Boleyn wrote:Image
I heard it was a dog
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Hold on Mark, that's a pub over there
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Ozza!!

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Ozza wrote: I heard it was a dog
"How low can he get?"

"Chihuahua."
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5 cans of Pedigree for a tenner, I couldn't believe it either
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
Honestly Boss we ain't from Africa, can't we train with the others.
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cockney hammer wrote:Image

Ogbonna: "Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away"

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Somerset :D
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somerset-hammer wrote:Image

The hand of dog
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somerset-hammer wrote:Image
Damaging evidence as FA suspends ref for only adding 5 mins added time at Old Trafford!
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somerset-hammer wrote:Image
hands up if youve sh***ed a dog
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Oi Fido, you do know who is reffing this game.
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bf quality mate :D :D
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Manuel labour
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