caption time thread
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Right I've been standing here for 30 bloody minutes waiting to get hammered and that little dwarf of a waiter is still no where to be seen.cockney hammer wrote:
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I wanted to buy a badge from Cockney Hammer and they gave me this ****ing shitt.cockney hammer wrote:
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lol ah it would be a pleasure to gine him a badge would love to meet the guy in person legend
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"Oi Dicksy.....your hairpiece is falling to pieces......the side of it is stuck to your arm"cockney hammer wrote:
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Some midget cant just told me we are only getting half our money now and the rest over ten yearscockney hammer wrote:
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And for your chance to win a pair of tickets to see a West Ham game of your choice, guess who is hiding the dildo.cockney hammer wrote:
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Altogether now, hold those tummies in and smile for the ladies.cockney hammer wrote:
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Mad Dog - 'Cover your nuts!'.cockney hammer wrote:
Dicksy - 'Brover, you're nuts'.
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West Ham owner David Sullivan unveils his male stripper troupe with the aim of breaking the Hen-do marketcockney hammer wrote:
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