"You've picked up the wrong shirt Moncs. That one is reserved for Steve Bruce."cockney hammer wrote:
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JL - "And if he gets too close, a quick karate chop like that will sort him out. That nice man Bruce Lee showed me how you know."
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Please god, no. Not another joke about 'The Carrick Deal'cockney hammer wrote:
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Bamber Gascoigne wrote:
"One in the pink and these two in the stink, that's how I convinced her to sign Andy Carroll"
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"Okay then....which one of you cheeky b*stards has just nicked my cigar the moment I look away?"Bamber Gascoigne wrote:
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Oy, Sam, how many months were you in the England job?Bamber Gascoigne wrote:
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JL:In my dream we got taken over by a billionaire with plans to move us to a brand new purpose-built stadium.
Do you know what this means?
PG: No idea. boss, but It sounds more promising than the dream about being taken over by 2 gnomes and a witch.