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"You've picked up the wrong shirt Moncs. That one is reserved for Steve Bruce."
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JL - "And if he gets too close, a quick karate chop like that will sort him out. That nice man Bruce Lee showed me how you know."
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“I know it was you Sarge. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
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Please god, no. Not another joke about 'The Carrick Deal'
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Oi Fatso how many c**** own West Ham
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:lol:
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That's my pi55 you're drinking
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See there are those b'stard seagulls!
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What's that in the bottle Arnie?

DEUCE


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"One in the pink and these two in the stink, that's how I convinced her to sign Andy Carroll"
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"Hey, Oggie! Quick get a photo of me in Sullivan's high chair!"
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^^^^^^^^^^^

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Bamber.... :D
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"Okay then....which one of you cheeky b*stards has just nicked my cigar the moment I look away?"
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Oy, Sam, how many months were you in the England job?
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JL:In my dream we got taken over by a billionaire with plans to move us to a brand new purpose-built stadium.
Do you know what this means?
PG: No idea. boss, but It sounds more promising than the dream about being taken over by 2 gnomes and a witch.
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