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Postby cockney hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 9:26 am

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Postby StackerJJ on Fri May 25, 2018 9:57 am

Moyes - Dont do it MP, run run as fast as you can.
MP - F*ck off you useless dinosaur
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Postby Algarve Hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 10:04 am

Just remember what we agreed, NO tongues.
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Postby swash on Fri May 25, 2018 10:14 am

Try and bite my neck Manny and you're getting a ****ing Glasgow kiss
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Postby chigwells finest on Fri May 25, 2018 10:16 am

pass me the poison chalice please
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Postby Mega Ron on Fri May 25, 2018 10:16 am

You're not here for a long time, you're here for a bad time
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Postby OFT on Fri May 25, 2018 10:17 am

Moyes: "you bet me I wouldn't keep them up and I bet you'd not wriggle out of taking over if I did... enjoy!"
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Postby somerset-hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 10:19 am

Pellegrini: "It was like shaking hands with a toddler"
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Postby OFT on Fri May 25, 2018 10:32 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Pellegrini: "It was like shaking hands with a toddler"


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Postby Exiledin cardiff on Fri May 25, 2018 10:36 am

Moyes " Manuel 6 month's and your wrinkles will be just like mine, and if you see a bus coming ****ing run the midget will throw you under it otherwise"
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Postby ageing hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 11:04 am

Cockney Hammer said if you piss off he will come back on Kumb and do the round up again. :scarfer:
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Postby uptonparkhurst on Fri May 25, 2018 11:35 am

MP: David, Sully told me I've got 100m to spend, but I've just found out he means Chilean pesos.
DM: Don't worry, Manuel - I've still got Patrice Evra's phone number and Slav can put you in touch with
Zaza and Calleri.
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Postby badabing on Fri May 25, 2018 12:35 pm

So David, did you also think it was Laurel and Hardy on Señor Dildos wall?
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Postby Faithless on Fri May 25, 2018 12:58 pm

"Yer aff yer heid!"

"por qué???"
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Postby cockney hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 2:17 pm

ageing hammer wrote:Cockney Hammer said if you piss off he will come back on Kumb and do the round
up again. :scarfer:


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Postby cockney hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 2:18 pm

Algarve Hammer wrote:Just remember what we agreed, NO tongues.




lol that was what i was going to put Image
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Re: caption time

Postby Iron-on-transfer on Fri May 25, 2018 2:51 pm

MP: Strange really. That Kim Yong-un Sullivan bloke kept saying I could only have the job if I could convince Manchester City to let us have their old Yo-yo Tournament. Of course I said yes, but between you and me, I don't even remember seeing anyone playing around with them things when I was there.

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Postby Rasp on Fri May 25, 2018 3:01 pm

He sucked mine for about three hours.
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Postby ageing hammer on Fri May 25, 2018 3:06 pm

Pelegrini :

Sully said to me "Manuel give me a list of what you need and I will sort it because I am not short"

I tell Mr Sully "You not short?, the first two things we need are a mirror and an appointment for Specsavers"
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Postby stammer on Fri May 25, 2018 4:35 pm

you left a copy of razzle in my locker

thanks pal, by the way do you know how tae get pages unstuck wae out ruinin' the photies ?
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