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Re: caption time thread

Postby thick-soup on Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:10 pm

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Rigsby thought Miss Jones' vetting procedeure for a new flat mate a tad excessive!! :wink:
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Postby psychoscoredthelot on Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:28 pm

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my dad said we won something in his lifetime
yeah - my grandad said we won lots of things in the 60's
I cant wait to move onto the next level can you ?
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Postby somerset-hammer on Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:36 pm

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"This time next year, Rodders, we'll be a proper football club"
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Postby e-20 on Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:58 pm

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West Hams new Marquee signing was a little reluctant to remove his eyewear for the medical but it was a minor setback by Club standards.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby e-20 on Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:05 pm

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The Six Million Dollar Man, Yes we can rebuild him... but only at a tenner down and a One-er per month for 500 years intervened a certain Mr Sullivan.
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Postby stammer on Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:35 pm

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west ham medical team start to lose their patience as they deal with the 3rd call to the Kieran Dyer suite for the untangling of x-box leads
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Postby OFT on Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:21 pm

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One day these will be the David Sullivan gates...maximum height.1.2metres
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Postby IABATAC on Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:25 pm

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"And once we fit the rose coloured lenses you'll see that joining West Ham was a good decision."
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Postby cockney hammer on Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:42 pm

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Postby cockney hammer on Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:43 pm

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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:01 pm

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I know you have not seen this before it's called a football.
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Postby ageing hammer on Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:33 pm

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Cresswell restrains Noble from going up to Andy Carroll to say "Welcome to West Ham"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby bowltorious on Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:48 pm

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Re: caption time thread

Postby e-20 on Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:11 am

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I know you have not seen this before it's called a football.


In lesson 1 you learned what a Football is, in this lesson I will show you that it's not only the opposition who's allowed to actually play with it.
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Postby e-20 on Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:20 am

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Sorry Skip I know you enjoyed attacking that errant fan on the pitch but seriously I know it's difficult to believe but those 40,000 mugs that side of the barrier actually have paid to be there.
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Postby e-20 on Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:24 am

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And to think that if only we had been 5 minutes later they wouldn't have let us in.
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Postby Iron-on-transfer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:15 am

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Okay. This little kid who's gone missing. We're all gonna split up and cover the entire area in pairs. Description? He looks like Chucky the Doll and he's wearing a Russian outfit.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby hammerman11 on Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:36 am

more like welcome to the real world we train 3 times a day not week !
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:46 am

brilliant pellegrini one's chaps :thup: :thup:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:49 am

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Cresswell: " This is how you take down a pitch invader, Mark"
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