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Re: caption time thread

Postby thick-soup on Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:57 am

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"eh??.....whats going on??.....you lot werent the ones i was shown pictures of in the players portfolio in Sullys office whilst being interviewed........." 8-)
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Re: caption time thread

Postby The_Dead_Ball on Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:07 am

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Pellegrini: "Impressive isn't IT!"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby thick-soup on Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:06 pm

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" you with the top knot, Carol is it? be a doll and make the boys a cup of tea..............two sugars in mine please love" :lol:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:33 pm

you guys have done brilliant :scarfer: :scarfer:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:45 pm

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Re: caption time thread

Postby somerset-hammer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:51 pm

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Carroll: " Why aye, Randz man, are you sure that was sugar yous sprinkled on me cornflakes this morning pet? Your head looks canny like a football!!"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:01 pm

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Darren was told always keep yer eyes on the ball.(pity they forgot about his hands)
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:41 pm

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Exposed - Darren Randolph - the one-man "Residents" tribute band
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Re: caption time thread

Postby OFT on Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:36 am

Newly appointed Archbishop Randolph arrives wearing the wrong type of Mitre.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby thick-soup on Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:58 pm

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Randolph definitely wasn't happy with his latest Tattoo!! .............he said it made his skin feel leathery!! :D
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:23 pm

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I don't ****ing care if Ageing Hammer reads the gossip in the bog you lot have to wait until you get back to your rooms.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Czech Hammer on Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:32 pm

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Cresswell: " Thats not my finger you're holding, Mark"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Czech Hammer on Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:34 pm

quote="cockney hammer"]Image[/quote]

"I'm standing here because some dame called Karren paid me to."
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Hammericanio on Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:38 pm

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Even after doctors mistakenly replaced Darren Randolph's head with a ball, there was little noticeable difference in Randolph's performance.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby kayahammer on Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:09 am

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Randolph the football nosed reigndeer
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Re: caption time thread

Postby kayahammer on Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:53 am

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Don't let them sell me Mark
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:26 am

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"Bloody hell Nobes, this new warm up session has turned out to be a right bugger!"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby rouchie on Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:52 pm

The pelleginin and squad captions cracked me up, very impressive indeed! :lol:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:11 pm

rouchie wrote:The pelleginin and squad captions cracked me up, very impressive indeed! :lol:







all brilliant mate but this nicked it for me




Pellegrini: "Impressive isn't IT!"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby east_ham on Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:29 am

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Pellegrinis new Man to Man marking system took some getting used too.
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