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Postby east_ham on Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:10 pm

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why has that young man got a surf board....surely we are landlocked?
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Iron-on-transfer on Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:52 am

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So.....that Sullivan bloke is now giving me players with only one leg and expecting me to do miracles?!!
I mean, I've got nothing against that poor young kid's right leg...but the problem is, neither has he.
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Postby The_Dead_Ball on Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:17 am

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“Boss, when you said we need to protect our back four, I didn’t think they would start wearing large “glow in the dark[i]” condoms!”[/i]
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:36 am

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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:55 pm

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Number 2 came last in the arse kicking contest :D
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Re: caption time thread

Postby rouchie on Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:16 pm

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Bubbles gonna getcha mwahharrharrharr!
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:03 pm

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Clemence " You should call that dog Sully, always taking the piss "
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Joyeux Marteau on Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:44 pm

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Beans and bubbles was a poor dinner choice.

Best not put that on the dinner thread!
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Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:12 pm

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"Lawro, I know Paisley said make sure we mark the near post at corners, but FFS!......"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:29 pm

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This new goal line technology is the dogs b*llocks.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby e-20 on Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:45 pm

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Sully, after 4 previous attempts to replace Adrian fail miserably, introduces Robokeeper his ultimate attempt to get rid of the sarky Spaniard.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby The_Dead_Ball on Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:45 am

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Goal line technology was piss poor in the 70s!
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Re: caption time thread

Postby OFT on Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:21 am

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Put your tail down I'm getting the bulge.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby uptonparkhurst on Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:43 am

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So I said to Sullivan "Why sign a player with only one leg"?
He said "Have you seen the price of football boots lately?!"
So I said "Do I assume you're going to sign a left-legged player then?"
He said "Waste not, want not. He's hopping on a plane as we speak".
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Re: caption time thread

Postby OFT on Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:44 pm

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'What we need is something to get these young lads moving faster'.
'What's Barry Bennell up to these days?'
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Re: caption time thread

Postby thick-soup on Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:27 am

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"we desperately need to fill the gap that Andy has left due to his latest injury"

"What about the yellow cardboard man thing leaning on the fence boss?......"

"Perfect!!!"....... 8-)
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