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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:57 pm

bamber :thup: :thup:
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Re: caption time thread

Postby e-20 on Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:05 pm

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'Come in Manchester United my times up.'
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Re: caption time thread

Postby prince_huggy on Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:09 am

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I'll start

The new manager practising his chat up line:

"So. Karen, are you free for tea tonight? . . . . . Hey Karen, nice boobs. . . . Hi Karen, do you like my new trainers?"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby S-H on Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:15 am

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Pellegrini: "Who is this Dicks, that you speak of? the best cone placer of all time, you say? now now, my friend, don't get upset"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby uptonparkhurst on Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:46 am

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Manuel Pellegrini greets the two new David Sullivan signings.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby prince_huggy on Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:50 am

prince_huggy wrote:Image

Why is the sign behind telling us to light his bottom burp?
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:38 pm

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Pellegrini orders in Andy Carroll's new protective clothing.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby OFT on Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:46 pm

Pellegrini instructing his new defensive formation. The
flat back two
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:55 pm

prince_huggy wrote:Image




West Ham unveil two signings from new sponsors Ikea
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Hindley Hammer on Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:05 pm

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Stop moving so quickly you are showing the others up!
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Re: caption time thread

Postby prince_huggy on Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:07 pm

This new kit, where is the claret?
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Re: caption time thread

Postby prophet:marginal on Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:42 pm

somerset-hammer wrote:
Pellegrini: "Who is this Dicks, that you speak of? the best cone placer of all time, you say? now now, my friend, don't get upset"


:D
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Bamber Gascoigne on Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:24 pm

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"Oh Dios mío! El enano porno quiere poner fin a nuestra actividad de transferencia? No puede ver qué tan delgado es el escuadrón? Corto arsed hijo de puta"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby cockney hammer on Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:33 am

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Re: caption time thread

Postby badabing on Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:20 pm

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So, you pull the cord to activate the Redknapp doll and you can hear a selection of favourites, “bare bones, triffic player, lovely girl Louise” etc. And it also comes with a second face and a sharp knife.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:16 pm

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The chairman wants to meet me in the morning, if anything happens to me It's your aarsehole that will be twitching by the time I am finished with you.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Samba on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:43 pm

"Never trust this c**t, for a start..."
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Re: caption time thread

Postby S-H on Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:50 pm

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"And this is how NOT to play musical statutes"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby e-20 on Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:41 pm

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Well Arry I would consider a Jag myself but there's always a Beemer or Merc to look imposing but in all honesty I reckon the Range Rover has the best car window to do interviews through... Why do you ask.
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Re: caption time thread

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