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Re: caption time thread

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Postby prince_huggy on Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:29 pm

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David Gold said my willy was too big and that I have to sit in here before training to make it smaller.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby kayahammer on Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:48 am

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"Are you sure this is how to do the ice bucket challenge?"
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Re: caption time thread

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Latest west ham signing wheeled from, then back to, the treatment room
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Postby Iron-on-transfer on Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:26 pm

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"So my agent he say 'West Ham United want you for big monee...what do you think?' - so I say 'Yeah...bucket, why not?".
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Iron-on-transfer on Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:31 pm

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"Ay Carlos....you know, I don't think that Iceland guy we spoke to WAS the food shopping delivery driver after all".
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Samba on Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:58 pm

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Re: caption time thread

Postby somerset-hammer on Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:05 pm

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"18 kilos of my country's finest? You got it Andy"
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Samba on Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:06 pm

"Hola Carlos, hemos dejado caer un bollock derecho, viniendo aquí ..."
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Postby e-20 on Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:17 pm

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Yeah I know Carlos apparently there's some dodgy guy interested in buying the club and as a Sweetener he gave the club a job lot of trousers that were far too long for him.
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Re: caption time thread

Postby ageing hammer on Sun Aug 12, 2018 6:25 pm

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Re: caption time thread

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Re: caption time thread

Postby Briggsy on Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:21 pm

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Tevez : Javier, why haven't you been playing?

Javier: What can I say, Hayden Mullins is world class!
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Re: caption time thread

Postby Iron-on-transfer on Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:48 am

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Re: caption time thread

Postby kayahammer on Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:37 am

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Lou Ferigno has let himself go
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Re: caption time thread

Postby kayahammer on Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:56 am

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"While that kid is running on the pitch distracting everyone, I've just got time to leave a little present in their penalty area. Here it comes........................... :thdn: "
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