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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby WestHamIFC on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:21 pm

:shock:

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/17674-summer-transfers-1819/?page=15&tab=comments#comment-2488497

"Villan4Life :
Carlos Sanchez moves to West Ham for £4mil
Hopefully some money in it for us!! Awful player
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"tonyh29:
has to be one of the most shocking players I've ever seen .. strange move that for West Ham
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"rodders0223:
I presumed it was going to be a free. Wow.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Elmo'sIronBorn on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:26 pm

Chim chiminey Chim chiminey chim chim Cher-oo
Sanchez is our b*stard in claret and blue!
Welcome....
They don’t like it up em!
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby HammerMan2004 on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:27 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFTTBTXiCsE

Wins the ball. Moves it on.

That's all he needs to do in this team.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Vienna on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:31 pm

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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Johnny Pa(i)ntsil on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:35 pm



That team and staff were a dumpster fire that year so I'd take those opinions with a massive grain of salt
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Hemel Iron on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:40 pm

Marky wrote:Hmm its his age I dont like I really want us to build for the future otherwise you Matt as well keep the likes of Ginge who could do a job defending the lead.....why sign Carlos and let Ginge go both are in their 30s with CM have a lower age expectancy than CB??


Because Ginge is ****.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:40 pm

HammerMan2004 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFTTBTXiCsE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Wins the ball. Moves it on.

That's all he needs to do in this team.


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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:44 pm

Dear Carlos,

All you need to do to win my love and devotion is to win The Cup for West Ham. It won’t hurt your cause if you kick lots of Liverpool players. In the face.

Love,
Kendo Nagasaki

P.S. And scrotum.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby The Green Man on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:49 pm

His highlights clip is mostly him pulling other players over, getting caught on the ball and hospital passes.

Sign me up. :lol:
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby miles on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:51 pm

I think he will score the winner in the FA Cup Quarter-Final.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby StevePottsGoalsReel on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:54 pm

A Colombian friend told me that in his country he is referred to as the La Guajira Lomas.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby il_martello_di_genovesi on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:56 pm

His 3 minutes of madness against Japan cost me a fortune...

Time to make up for it in the claret and blue (of West Ham of course). :D.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby DasNutNock on Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:56 pm

miles wrote:I think he will score the winner in the FA Cup Quarter-Final.


Carves into the area, dragging 2 tottenham defenders with him, clambers on top of another to score a bullet header that has the c*nts screeching for at least the next 5 years about how unfair it was.

Then goes on to shut down every single serious Liverpool attack in the final on the way to us collecting The Cup.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby StevePottsGoalsReel on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:05 pm

Enjoying us signing La Roca and El Comandante. Proper nicknames. Definitely to be encouraged.

Might rename Wilshere and Noble as Swindon and Slough.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Rays Rock on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:07 pm

Based on what we've all seen of him, he looks a committed ball winner.
As a Kouyate replacement, this has to be an upgrade simply due to the fact that Kouyate for some reason was entirely incapable of disciplining himself to carry out these duties.
As an integral part of a teams balance, this position is vital to its success. A major failure for us in the past couple of seasons.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Believer on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:11 pm

StevePottsGoalsReel wrote:A Colombian friend told me that in his country he is referred to as the La Guajira Lomas.


Lomas you say ?

That'll do for me !! :lol:
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:57 pm

To the theme of David Bowie's Chnages

S-S-S-S-Sanchez
Turn and Pass the ball
S-S-S-S-Sanchez
Dont want to be like Kouyate , man
S-S-S-S-Sanchez....
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Vienna on Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:29 pm

Can't see him playing many games, hopefully a man to help Rice progress.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Aztec Hammer on Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:38 pm

Someone to bring on when defending a lead late on I would think. And insurance of having someone who is primarily skilled at being a destroyer/hatchetman in the squad.

In terms of any ability with the ball, it is diabolical. I hope he doesn’t play except when we are already winning late on.
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Re: Carlos Sanchez

Postby Korea Hammer on Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:41 pm

There's no getting away from it, the omens are not great (worst rating for any outfield player in the World Cup, knocking on a bit, seemingly disastrous at Villa), but you never know, we specialise in the unexpected. He starts with a clean slate.
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