As it's quiet - a player poll
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- rare as rockinghorse shat
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Lovely sort, 22-23 years old, pink tight strapless top and nice skirt that was high but not too slutty.Bobby Orangeboom wrote: Enlighten us then ???
Anyway, she had a look of class about her and could see her looking over her mate's shoulder at me every now and then, looking away with a definite smile when I caught eye contact.
I left my mates, supped the last part of my bottle of beer and plucked up the courage to see her at the bar.
'Hi' I said, turning to me smiling broadly she said 'How are you, I'm Kimberley'.
I could gather there was definite interest there so I pushed things a tad forward...
'Want me to buy this drink' I said, 'sure, i'd love that as long as you let me have the next dance with you' she forwardly replied.
Anyway, we carried on chatting and to close the deal I leant i seductively and whispered in her ear:
'You know Kimberley, despite what Romford claims, I actually said: Rosicky has the potential to be the best player in the premiership and not that he will be the best player in the premiership. What are your views?'
I waited a while so it looked like she was going for a piss, then I rejoined my mates.
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You should have tried the Biggins one from Celebrity the other night mate...I know i'm going torare as rockinghorse shat wrote: Lovely sort, 22-23 years old, pink tight strapless top and nice skirt that was high but not too slutty.
Anyway, she had a look of class about her and could see her looking over her mate's shoulder at me every now and then, looking away with a definite smile when I caught eye contact.
I left my mates, supped the lat part of my bottle of beer and plucked up the courage to see her at the bar.
'Hi' I said, turning to me smiling broadly she said 'How are you, I'm Kimberley'.
I could gather there was definite interest there so I pushed things a tad forward...
'Want me to by this drink' I said, 'sure, i'd love that as long as you let me have the next dance with you' she forwardly replied.
Anyway, we carried on chatting and to close the deal I leant i seductively and whispered in her ear:
'You know Kimberley, despite what Romford claims, I actually said: Rosicky has the potential to be the best player in the premiership and not that he will be the best player in the premiership. What are your views?'
I waited a while so it looked like she was going for a piss, then I rejoined my mates.
- rare as rockinghorse shat
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Play a game of charades...give it the old Lionel Blair "Give us a clue" build up.rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:I missed that, what was it? :lol:
Then start playing with your knackers, your arse, your chest all very provocative.
Hopefully after everyone has shouted every rude comment they can just turn round and say "i Haven't a clue...I just wanted you all to talk dirty to me"
:lol:
- rare as rockinghorse shat
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Haha excellent.Romford wrote: Play a game of charades...give it the old Lionel Blair "Give us a clue" build up.
Then start playing with your knackers, your arse, your chest all very provocative.
Hopefully after everyone has shouted every rude comment they can just turn round and say "i Haven't a clue...I just wanted you all to talk dirty to me"
:lol:
I can't pull off lines at all... cannot chat up birds. I just speak complete and utter **** and some really like it.
Most don't :lol:
(We've gone waaayy off topic, haven't we? :lol: )
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- Arch Dandy
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- The Sherriff
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lucas as hes been the most consistant albiet fo a slight blip this season.
upson, is proving value for money. though he hasnt stood out in any particular game and his distribution is suspect to say the least, he has improved the defence as our goal difference will testify.
bellamy and nobby need more games though both have impressed.
upson, is proving value for money. though he hasnt stood out in any particular game and his distribution is suspect to say the least, he has improved the defence as our goal difference will testify.
bellamy and nobby need more games though both have impressed.
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