As it's quiet - a player poll

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Poll ended at Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:22 pm

Nobby Solano
28
15%
Henri Camara
0
No votes
Freddie Ljungberg
1
1%
Craig Bellamy
77
42%
Richard Wright
1
1%
Scott Parker
0
No votes
Julien Faubert
3
2%
Matthew Upson
14
8%
Kepa Blanco
0
No votes
Lucas Neill
48
26%
Nigel Quashie
6
3%
Calum Davenport
3
2%
Luis Boa Morte
1
1%
Kieron Dyer
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 182

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Post by Ben »

went with bellamy, neil close behind esp considering price & upson next.
solano also in with a shout so far
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Post by millsywhu »

upson is nowhere nere curbs top signings!!
bellers, scotty parker and nobby r his top signings!!
in my opinion upson shudnt even start!1
neill also top signing 4 the amount we signed him 4!!
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Bobby Orangeboom wrote: Enlighten us then ???
Lovely sort, 22-23 years old, pink tight strapless top and nice skirt that was high but not too slutty.
Anyway, she had a look of class about her and could see her looking over her mate's shoulder at me every now and then, looking away with a definite smile when I caught eye contact.

I left my mates, supped the last part of my bottle of beer and plucked up the courage to see her at the bar.
'Hi' I said, turning to me smiling broadly she said 'How are you, I'm Kimberley'.
I could gather there was definite interest there so I pushed things a tad forward...

'Want me to buy this drink' I said, 'sure, i'd love that as long as you let me have the next dance with you' she forwardly replied.
Anyway, we carried on chatting and to close the deal I leant i seductively and whispered in her ear:

'You know Kimberley, despite what Romford claims, I actually said: Rosicky has the potential to be the best player in the premiership and not that he will be the best player in the premiership. What are your views?'


I waited a while so it looked like she was going for a piss, then I rejoined my mates.
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote: Lovely sort, 22-23 years old, pink tight strapless top and nice skirt that was high but not too slutty.
Anyway, she had a look of class about her and could see her looking over her mate's shoulder at me every now and then, looking away with a definite smile when I caught eye contact.

I left my mates, supped the lat part of my bottle of beer and plucked up the courage to see her at the bar.
'Hi' I said, turning to me smiling broadly she said 'How are you, I'm Kimberley'.
I could gather there was definite interest there so I pushed things a tad forward...

'Want me to by this drink' I said, 'sure, i'd love that as long as you let me have the next dance with you' she forwardly replied.
Anyway, we carried on chatting and to close the deal I leant i seductively and whispered in her ear:

'You know Kimberley, despite what Romford claims, I actually said: Rosicky has the potential to be the best player in the premiership and not that he will be the best player in the premiership. What are your views?'


I waited a while so it looked like she was going for a piss, then I rejoined my mates.
You should have tried the Biggins one from Celebrity the other night mate...I know i'm going to
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Post by rare as rockinghorse shat »

I missed that, what was it? :lol:
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:I missed that, what was it? :lol:
Play a game of charades...give it the old Lionel Blair "Give us a clue" build up.

Then start playing with your knackers, your arse, your chest all very provocative.

Hopefully after everyone has shouted every rude comment they can just turn round and say "i Haven't a clue...I just wanted you all to talk dirty to me"

:lol:
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b*llocks I thought this was the worst signing thread and I have gone and voted for Quashite :x
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Post by rare as rockinghorse shat »

Romford wrote: Play a game of charades...give it the old Lionel Blair "Give us a clue" build up.

Then start playing with your knackers, your arse, your chest all very provocative.

Hopefully after everyone has shouted every rude comment they can just turn round and say "i Haven't a clue...I just wanted you all to talk dirty to me"

:lol:
Haha excellent.

I can't pull off lines at all... cannot chat up birds. I just speak complete and utter **** and some really like it.

Most don't :lol: :thup:

(We've gone waaayy off topic, haven't we? :lol: )
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote: Haha excellent.

I can't pull off lines at all... cannot chat up birds. I just speak complete and utter sh*t and some really like it.

Most don't :lol: :thup:

(We've gone waaayy off topic, haven't we? :lol: )
We'll have complaints soon :wink:
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I actually pulled a bird by pouring a whole pint over her :?
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D&G wrote:I actually pulled a bird by pouring a whole pint over her :?
A pint of what??
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Post by The Sherriff »

lucas as hes been the most consistant albiet fo a slight blip this season.

upson, is proving value for money. though he hasnt stood out in any particular game and his distribution is suspect to say the least, he has improved the defence as our goal difference will testify.

bellamy and nobby need more games though both have impressed.
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Post by Albie Beck »

Upson for me, has made a lot of differrence at the back. Bellamy would be a near second...

Lucas last season would probably have got it. Lucas this season doesn't. Well, not yet, but there's time. :)
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Post by RM9 »

Bang for buck it is Nobby for me. Although I wasn't overly pleased that he was our "big name signing" on deadline, he has proved to be a useful signing for little money.

Bellamy and Neill have been the other 2 I think have been pretty decent signings.
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Post by rendog2 »

Bellamy has looked good *when he's played* but I fear that might not be that often. Solano for me. Free, and is already banging in the free kicks. 8-)
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Post by spiky_simon »

It was a tough choice between Nobby, Lucas, and Bellers for me. Went for the Welsh nutter in the end :lol:
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Post by Cuenca 'ammer »

bellamy by a country mile.

pace, scoring ability, and he bigs it up to the opposition supporters (especially if they're from sunderland)..
AND he's angry.. just look as the avatar..

a snarl !!!



:thup: :thup: :thup:

how can anyone vote for PARKER ???

:shock: :shock:

he ain't even played..

some folks ~ really
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Post by Billydinho »

one person voted for boa morte :shock: :shock: :shock:

also, looking at the list, it really doesn't work well curbs' rep in the transfer market.

it was easy to choose...there's only 2 or 3 who have been a success!!
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Post by spiky_simon »

'ouston 'ammer wrote:
how can anyone vote for PARKER ???

:shock: :shock:

he ain't even played..

some folks ~ really
Looking at the results, noone has voted for Parker :?
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Post by richneal »

So far it's Bellamy, but really, we haven't had much of a chance to look at many of these players.
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