Lawro at it again !

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I’d love if his hate for West Ham stems from this thread. The whimpering ballon knot.
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Geebag!
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oh you **** - that's cursed it.

West Ham v Fulham (19:45 GMT)

Manuel Lanzini could make his first appearance of the season for West Ham after a long injury lay-off and another creative player, Samir Nasri, has a chance of being fit too.

Fulham had a couple of good early chances in their last game, against Manchester United on 9 February, but ended up well beaten.

West Ham are inconsistent but, even if they have a bad day, it is hard to make much of a case for a Fulham side who are yet to win on the road in the league this season, and have the worst away record in the Premier League.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0
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**** off, Mark, you ****ing ****.
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DasNutNock wrote:**** off, Mark, you ****ing ****.
Crude, but effective :lol:
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Well that prediction has doomed us. The curse of L*wro.
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kitthehammer wrote:oh you **** - that's cursed it.

West Ham v Fulham (19:45 GMT)

Manuel Lanzini could make his first appearance of the season for West Ham after a long injury lay-off and another creative player, Samir Nasri, has a chance of being fit too.

Fulham had a couple of good early chances in their last game, against Manchester United on 9 February, but ended up well beaten.

West Ham are inconsistent but, even if they have a bad day, it is hard to make much of a case for a Fulham side who are yet to win on the road in the league this season, and have the worst away record in the Premier League.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0
I think we all know what will happen...






3-0 to the Homeless Hammers! :scarfer:
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He probably messed it up and meant to type 0-2, the caaaaaaaaaaahnt
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Macca1973 wrote:Crude, but effective :lol:
Pretty much wrote itself, that post, but I have to say, I was very pleased with it :thup:
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Custard cannon clunge bucket.
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Post by Eggs'n'nuts »

I see he's on Football Focus at the moment.

Although he's smartened himself up a bit (i.e. doesn't look like he should be selling The Big Issue), he's still got a face like a half deflated balloon.
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Flea riddled dog knot.
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Did you know...'In 2018, Lawrenson was given the all-clear after having a cancerous growth removed from his face. It was his face.
He was made aware of the seriousness of the growth when a concerned viewer contacted the editor of Football Focus. The viewer was identified as the doctor Alan Brennan, whom Lawrenson later met on television.
The doctor is not a West Ham fan'.
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you know what? I'm beginning to think this bloke is a bit of a ****

Man City v West Ham (20:00 GMT)

West Ham manager Manuel Pellegrini, who won the title as City boss in 2014, will get a good reception from the home fans but his side are in for a tough night.

City have some injury problems, including Fernandinho who will be a big miss in midfield because they struggle to replace him, but they have got enough good players on form to hurt the Hammers.

It also helps Pep Guardiola's side that they have just won the Carabao Cup too. It is not quite a case of 'pressure off' but it is one piece of silverware in the bag.

Everyone will feel good on the back of that, but at the same side Pep will make sure that they stay grounded.

West Ham carry a threat up front, but they are not great defensively and I don't think City will struggle to find a way through.

Lawro's prediction: 3-1

Tom's prediction: 3-1
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pissflaps' league table:

+/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO'S TABLE AND ACTUAL POSITION

TEAM P W D L PTS +/-
1 Man City 27 24 3 0 75 +1
2 Man Utd 27 21 4 2 67 +3
3 Liverpool 27 17 10 0 61 -2
4 Tottenham 27 16 9 2 57 -1
5 Chelsea 26 16 4 6 52 +1
6 Arsenal 27 14 3 10 45 -2
7 Leicester 27 13 4 10 43 +5
8 Everton 27 13 2 12 41 +3
9 Burnley 27 10 7 10 37 +5
10 Newcastle 27 10 6 11 36 +5
=11 Watford 27 10 3 14 33 -4
=11 Wolves 27 10 3 14 33 -3
=13 Bournemouth 27 8 5 14 29 -3
=13 Fulham 27 8 5 14 29 +6
15 West Ham 27 8 4 15 28 -6
16 Crystal Palace 27 6 7 14 25 -3
17 Southampton 27 7 3 17 24 +1
18 Brighton 26 3 7 16 16 -2
19 Cardiff 27 3 5 19 14 -2
20 Huddersfield 27 3 4 20 13 0
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Post by sutts07 »

Hard to argue or disagree with him this week to be fair... the treacherous bukkake voyeur...!
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When updated that Lawro table will have us 16th one point above 17th :P
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Such a ****
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Spastic flid.
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The Rotten Badgers snatch!
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