Lawro at it again !

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the celestial insect wrote:Gargler of other people's sputum

Jesus Christ :lol:
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As much as I hate the prospect of saying something that could be seen in anyway as defending him, in fact in usual circumstances I think I'd rather contract genital warts then allow a swarm of fire ants to chew them off, but.....

The league table based on his predictions this season currently has us sat in 9th position on 31 points, which is obviously exactly where we sit.

Which I think goes a long way to prove the popularised theorem of infinite monkeys with infinite time randomly hitting keys on a typewriter being able to recreate the works of Shakespeare. As it shows if you give a Wooly Headed Menstral Plug unlimited attempts to randomly select football results he will eventually produce some accurate results.
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Oh, don't worry dude, I quite like Lawro. I know a lot of people who have worked with and around him in the media and he's spoken of very highly by all of them. I also think that despite his downbeat, miserable persona as a pundit, he speaks a reasonable amount of sense about the game.

I just enjoy abusing him more. Much like my closest friends.
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Johno13 wrote:The league table based on his predictions this season currently has us sat in 9th position on 31 points, which is obviously exactly where we sit.
Father Brennan: "When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet rips the sky, and the Holy Roman Empire rises, then you and I must die. From the Eternal Sea, He rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till he correctly predicts the score." The Book of Revelations predicted it all.

We're DOOMED.
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Johno13 wrote:
The league table based on his predictions this season currently has us sat in 9th position on 31 points, which is obviously exactly where we sit.
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Can we still call the whoors melt names?
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straight forward victory for the hornets this time :eh:

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