Lawro at it again !

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby SoulCircus on Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:52 pm

Lawro has never predicted Hull to win this season. Until now...

What a Roger Hunt.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby OFT on Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:06 pm

He's a very naughty boy.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby Czech Hammer on Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:06 pm

Ingwe wrote:Yes, I get the joke-it's just that some of the "jokes" are so homophobic or sexist, that say more about the poster than the obnoxious thatch-haired moron. I'm not his mum, and Czech Hammer, are you offering the manly hug and back slap or are you just flirting with me? :eh:


Both. Leaning towards the latter.

Mark Lawrenson is a splatch cocked,whittle faced munny funster
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby westham,eggyandchips on Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:42 pm

SoulCircus wrote:Lawro has never predicted Hull to win this season. Until now...

What a Roger Hunt.


Unfortunately got this one right. :fsake:
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby OFT on Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:33 am

Arse 2 -Hammers 1

BUT, get this from our thatch topped snot gobbler:-

West Ham have problems of their own, though, and I am sick of hearing about what their owners think about it.

They don't have to apologise on social media every time the Hammers lose, but it is like they cannot stay off it.

Why not just let the manager explain if the team are beaten, and back the manager? Instead, Slaven Bilic's future seems to be a topic of discussion every week.

I am going for an Arsenal win on Wednesday, and if I am right we will probably hear a lot more about whether Bilic is being sacked - or not - this week.


I've always respected Lawros opinion :P
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby NW5hammer on Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:02 am

He's being kind there. The obvious prediction is a comfortable 2-0 or a rout. I guess their defence is so poor that we might get something but I'd be delighted if we keep the difference down to just one.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby Upton Carp on Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:32 pm

Got to say that in this instance I totally agree with him.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby 'stone hammer on Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:49 pm

He's predicted us to win. You know the desiccated spunkbubble has done it deliberately.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby Robbie on Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:18 pm

Sunderland v West Ham

West Ham got the win they needed against Swansea last week and they are one of several sides who have got 36 points, and look like they are safe.
Huge win for Hammers - Bilic

Sunderland are obviously in a completely different situation at the bottom of the table, 10 points from safety.

I actually think the Black Cats will win this game, because they are at home and it is basically the last throw of the dice.

It is like a cup final for Sunderland because they have to win it. Like I have said before, though, they don't just need one victory to save themselves now, they need three or four.

Lawro's prediction: 2-1

Sting & Joe's prediction: 1-1


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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby OFT on Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:39 pm

Robbie wrote:
Lawro's prediction: 2-1

Sting & Joe's prediction: 1-1


Total discharge soaked Fannypad


Leave Sting out of it :)
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby Robbie on Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:45 pm

Sorry mate :thup:
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby Czech Hammer on Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:25 pm

The front bottom pork sword bum cigar swine.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:49 am

Y'know, I've always had grudging soft spot for Sting, because I think I bear a striking resemblance to him. That aside, I've always thought he was a total Lawro, and this proves it. King Canut.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby kayahammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:50 am

The filfy rotter
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby Paddy O'Hammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:04 pm

The Mike Hunt
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby DasNutNock on Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:59 pm

Mark Lawrenson & Gordon Sumner? Who's up next week? Paul Hewson?
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby ereford ammer on Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:55 pm

See You Next Tuesday Lawro. I am so glad I do not have a TV licence that helps pay this clown's wages.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby carlokilkennie on Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:44 am

putrefied claat.
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby hammerleroy on Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:43 am

Agree with him this time! This has home win written all over it with JD scoring!!! :lol:
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Re: Lawro at it again !

Postby kitthehammer on Fri May 26, 2017 10:41 am

well i suppose you have to hand it to mr piss flaps, despite our protestations, this season he was nearly right.
+/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO'S TABLE AND ACTUAL POSITION
POS TEAM P W D L PTS +/-
=1 Chelsea 38 29 5 4 92 0
=1 Liverpool 38 27 11 0 92 +3
3 Man City 38 27 9 2 90 0
4 Arsenal 38 25 11 2 86 +1
5 Tottenham 38 25 10 3 85 -3
6 Man Utd 38 22 13 3 79 0
7 Leicester 38 22 6 10 72 +5
8 Everton 38 10 18 10 48 -1
9 Crystal Palace 38 11 14 13 47 +5
10 Stoke 38 11 12 15 45 +3
11 West Brom 38 11 11 16 44 -1
12 West Ham 38 9 10 19 37 -1
13 Bournemouth 38 8 11 19 35 -4
14 Sunderland 38 8 10 20 34 +6
15 Burnley 38 6 14 18 32 +1
=16 Southampton 38 6 9 23 27 -8
=16 Swansea 38 6 9 23 27 -1
=16 Watford 38 7 6 25 27 +1
19 Middlesbrough 38 4 9 25 21 0
20 Hull 38 4 5 29 17 -2
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