Lawro at it again !

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claretnblueglasses wrote:West Ham v Watford

West Ham have found some great form and have now won four in a row. The Hammers defence, which was all over the place at Liverpool in the opening weekend of the season, is a completely different proposition now.

This game is hard to call, though. I have been impressed by Watford in the past couple of weeks - in their draw with Everton and their win over Cardiff.

West Ham have been on such a good run that they will probably be expecting to win, but when I have seen Watford away this season they have been unlucky to lose - and I just have a feeling they will leave with the points this time.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2

Release the hounds...
Such a hard call in fact, that he goes for a convincing away win for Watford, after the recent run we've been on whilst scoring for absolute fun.

He's such a massive flappy twat, he puts elephant c**** to shame.
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Peaches wrote:I was feeling pretty concerned about this match until I saw Lawro’s prediction.
Last week he had us losing 2-0 to Fulham :scarfer:
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It’s funny that whenever we are actually on a good run and playing well, he doesn’t fancy us. :?

One sentence about us, about 20 on Burnley’s problems, then he plumps for 2-0 to them.

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dodger wrote:It’s funny that whenever we are actually on a good run and playing well, he doesn’t fancy us. :?

One sentence about us, about 20 on Burnley’s problems, then he plumps for 2-0 to them.

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Surely with those comments, he’s on a wind up right?
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Every team we play he just has a ‘feeling’ they’re going to get a positive result. Funny he never has that feeling for Liverpool’s opponents who he still has on about a 3 year unbeaten run :thdn:
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He knows exactly what he’s doing, the flid.
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The weeping colostomy bag is at it again :?

You can tell Clarets boss Sean Dyche is feeling the pressure from the way he went into rant mode after his side's defeat by Arsenal last weekend.

After their defeat by the Toffees on Wednesday he admitted they deserve to be in the bottom three, which might be a case of a manager being too honest.

Dyche has to get his players back out on the training ground to put things right, but the problem at this busy time of the year is that there is not much time to do that between games.

Burnley need to show something here - some fight, at least.

One of their problems is that, whoever plays up front, their strikers are all much of a muchness. In the past at least one of them has been in the kind of form to nick them some goals but at the moment none of them look much like scoring.

I am still going to back the Clarets to get a positive result because of what we have seen from them in the past but, at the moment, things do not look good.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0

Theo's prediction: West Ham should win this, looking at the way Burnley have been playing. 1-5
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He really does despise West Ham doesn't he? What is his problem? I can't come up with a pseudonym for him like the great efforts that's previously been mentioned on here so I'll go back to basics and say it at as I see it, he really is a Grade A ****!
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So he says Burnley don't look like scoring and yet has them down to win 2-0. What an axe wound.
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"I am still going to back the Clarets to get a positive result because of what we have seen from them in the past....."

I can hear that emanating from the rotting badgers chocolate lips.

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L*wro is a complete joke. I hope he is aware of this thread and what we think of him. I am glad that I do not have a TV licence and do not contribute to his wages.
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Lawro wrote:
I am still going to back the Clarets to get a positive result because of what we have seen from them in the past but, at the moment, things do not look good.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0
What past? 10 months ago? We won the ****ing World Cup how about that **** flaps?
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I logged on here for the first time in many years, solely to say Lawro is a ****!
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Cake wrote:I logged on here for the first time in many years, solely to say Lawro is a ****!

^^^ LOL :thup:
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BBC never open up his post to comments under Have Your Say. They should and maybe they would understand what a useless f***** he is. COYI
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Surely he has got to be on a wind-up, to quote Shakespeare "Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!"
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