Lawro at it again !

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0-2 it is then. Thanks Mark, you continue to demonstrate why nobody likes you.
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Are all of his prediction 2-0 to one team or the other? Does he ever try mixing the scores up a little.
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Bloke's an absolute punched lasagne:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48102678
Q: Why are so many pundits ex-Liverpool players?
A: Good question. I think it's because we won every trophy going - so we were always doing interviews. People knew we could speak semi-coherently.
I know he's on a deliberate wind-up, but you know he means every word of that.
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To be fair he's got a point - Jamie Carragher in particular.
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Monkey Mike wrote:To be fair he's got a point - Jamie Carragher in particular.
"Semi-coherent" is pushing it a bit there.
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He’s got us down for a 2-1 defeat. Probably right, but he’s still a mahoosive Arnautovic.
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SullySpecial wrote:he’s still a mahoosive Arnautovic.
A Daniel Arnautovic at that. Literally adds nothing.
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West Ham v Man City (12:30 BST)

I was impressed by Manchester City in the first half of the Community Shield last week, and I like the look of their new midfielder, Rodri.

Manchester City beat Liverpool on penalties to take the 2019 Community Shield
West Ham have had a busy summer signing a bunch of players and I am looking forward to seeing how they shape up, but I can't see City slipping up.

City generally go to London Stadium and spank the Hammers - their four visits have seen them win 5-0, 4-0 4-1 and 4-0. I don't think it will be quite that easy this time though.

Lawro's prediction: 1-2

He is right. But still a total dick badger.
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The rotten badgers clacker!
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Man City, so of course he’s going to be brave and go.... oh.
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Rancid menstrual cup holder.
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f*** me, the old arse boil has been generous there..
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Charlie Nicholas prediction on sky:
“West Ham have lost Marko Arnautovic, their best player. They have pitched highly for players they want to sign and were threatening in the market, only for it not to materialise. I like Manuel Pellegrini and he did a great job last season, but I don't think he's done the business in the transfer window. There are a few players that can play and they will not be in trouble or anything like that. It will take West Ham some time to get into the groove, but Manchester City are ready to rip it up and make a statement once more. Kevin De Bruyne will score here.”

CHARLIE PREDICTS: 0-3 (13/2 with Sky Bet)

Pitched highly, not materialised? Did he completely miss that we signed Haller for 45 million?
I normally give Lawro some **** but this was so bad it deserved a mention.
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"Looks at watch........adjusts tie."

Like that's going to distract from the fact that the door was locked you w&nker......Image
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I'm not even sure he had a watch on either.. the Fecal Vomiting ****
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Actually feel a twinge of pity there. It could not look worse could it.
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Watford haven't made too many signings and you feel luck has been against them a little bit so far. They are not a soft team. They get stuck in and have some good players. I think they will sneak a win.
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"new signing Jack Wilshire"

Nice work Lawro you rancid embedded dog collar.
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