Lawro at it again !

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Why did we get half a paragraph and everyone else got an essay in that there link anyway? Another reason to hate the haemeroid licker.
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Wayne Shaw's dinner.
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Rancid khazi licker.

That's just an incredibly lazy assessment. Can't the BBC sub him out for an Excel model that can output the scores with some pre loaded phrases. It'd be more rational, far less of a cretin and probably have more personality.
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and another victory to the opposition from flange man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39106010" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

anyone totted up where we would be in the league with his predictions so far? my guess would be 19th
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kitthehammer wrote:and another victory to the opposition from flange man
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39106010" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

anyone totted up where we would be in the league with his predictions so far? my guess would be 19th
9th, apparently - http://talksport.com/football/premier-l ... dings?p=11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Stamped testicle.
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It cracks me up that the burst b*****k boil has got Liverpool top of his league with no losses!

Do you think he just does it now as one big wind up?
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Come on, he is making a prediction. How many pundits, looking at the league table and the results, would predict anything else? To be fair, if they did, they wouldn't last long.
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Lawro is f***ing clueless. Imagine thinking the runaway leaders will come to our soulless bowl and only score a couple. :-)
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coyi27 wrote:Lawro is f***ing clueless. Imagine thinking the runaway leaders will come to our soulless bowl and only score a couple. :-)
Absolutely, and to think that we'd be anywhere near 9th: the c*nt.
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Yeah, the c*nt
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Yes, the original thread title years ago was simply, 'Lawro is a C*nt'.
And indeed he is....The massive badly packed kebab.
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norwaytips wrote:Come on, he is making a prediction. How many pundits, looking at the league table and the results, would predict anything else? To be fair, if they did, they wouldn't last long.
I know what you're saying norway, but it's his almost unashamed bias that seems to be a sticking point. Okay so he's got the bindippers top and currently they sit 4th, but top with no losses!

Then there was last year. He didn't exactly seem to make his "predictions" on any sort of current form. Didn't he have the likes of us and Leicester in a relegation scrap all season?
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He basically admitted that he hates us and always picks us to lose, because he's a massive cu*t.
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DasNutNock wrote:He basically admitted that he hates us and always picks us to lose, because he's a massive cu*t.
I've got a few Liverpool supporting mates and even they think he's a c**t!
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Against Chelski?....his prediction isn't a surprise is it? The bloke's a complete Conte after all.
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Lawro you kenny lunt 2-1 loss http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39201043" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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