Lawro at it again !

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How does this guy have a job? This is his 'analysis' of us for tomorrow's game:

West Ham will arrive on the back of a run of three straight runs wins they are a team that can suffer a hiccup from time to time - and it would not surprise me if Fulham find a way of winning this one.

So his in-depth commentary on us right now is that we won a bunch in a row, so we are due a loss now.
What is that, really? I could do that too...having never gone to school for journalism or actually played in a football game.
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swerley wrote:How does this guy have a job? This is his 'analysis' of us for tomorrow's game:

West Ham will arrive on the back of a run of three straight runs wins they are a team that can suffer a hiccup from time to time - and it would not surprise me if Fulham find a way of winning this one.

So his in-depth commentary on us right now is that we won a bunch in a row, so we are due a loss now.
What is that, really? I could do that too...having never gone to school for journalism or actually played in a football game.

We are not one of the big 6 therefore we are not worthy of spending time analysing in-depth. BBC, Sky, BT Sport, all the same.
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To be fair to the old spunk sponge.
If you look at the bottom of that BBC page, he is only 3 points and one place out, with his predictions to actual for us.
Whereas for some of the others he is way out with his rose or poo tinted glasses.
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West Ham are on a great run of late, and scoring goals for fun. Fulham are having a shocking time, and I can’t see where their next point is coming from. 2-1 to Fulham.

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S-H wrote:****
Straight & to the point! :thup:
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Lawro's prediction:
Fulham 2-1 West Ham



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Saw something the other day that said he has not predicted a Liverpool loss in over 4 years. :shock:
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He really is a f@@@@@g Lawro isn't he ? :D
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bowltorious wrote:The Bukkake biscuit

Anyone else hungry?
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I am so glad I do not have a TV licence. Whatever the BBC pays that clown is too much. See you next Tuesday Lawro.
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West Ham v Watford

West Ham have found some great form and have now won four in a row. The Hammers defence, which was all over the place at Liverpool in the opening weekend of the season, is a completely different proposition now.

This game is hard to call, though. I have been impressed by Watford in the past couple of weeks - in their draw with Everton and their win over Cardiff.

West Ham have been on such a good run that they will probably be expecting to win, but when I have seen Watford away this season they have been unlucky to lose - and I just have a feeling they will leave with the points this time.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2

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