Lawro at it again !

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Re: lawro predicts....

Post by ereford ammer »

Utter c***. Why couldn't he predict for use to lose?
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Re: lawro predicts....

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The **** cant win can he :lol: He gives us a break and predicts a win we hate him. He then prdicts us to lose we hate him poor **** thats what he is :lol:
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Re: lawro predicts....

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D&G wrote:The c*nt cant win can he :lol: He gives us a break and predicts a win we hate him. He then prdicts us to lose we hate him poor c*nt thats what he is :lol:
I know it's xmas D&G - but he's still a lawro
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Re: lawro predicts....

Post by westham,eggyandchips »

If Lawro was to purchase a season ticket and parade the east end in a west ham shirt he'd still be a ****. Its one of lifes certaintys! :lol:
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Re: lawro predicts....

Post by I am Lawro »

Merry Xmas Lawro. You c*nt.
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Re: lawro predicts....

Post by Iron Spine v2.0 »

I am Lawro wrote:Merry Xmas Lawro. You c*nt.
Shut it you c*nt!

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Re: lawro predicts....

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don't get me wrong I can't stand lawro either but i would prefer the bbc to dump garth crooks and carlton palmer first...I've seen them on final score twice this season and both times the know-nothing d1ckheads have gone on about how much money we've spent.......think you'll find that net it's only about £8m not the £20+m that those two keep going on about...so annoying :evil:
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Re: lawro predicts....

Post by White Goodman »

Check put the way the **** REALLY puts his b*llocks on the line by doing virtually all his Boxing Day predictions on league position. The sort of bloke you see in bookies wearing the same clothes for about 50 years and stinking of Special Brew. About as shrewd as Mark Thatcher. Cock.
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Re: lawro predicts....

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Prediction: 2-0
thats us screwed then :(
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Re: lawro predicts....

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The lawro must just get this one right... :D
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Re: lawro predicts....

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HammerMan2004 wrote:The lawro must just get this one right... :D

Wrong (again!)
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And he predicts....

Post by rickhammer »

Alan Curbishley's first game in charge of West Ham was a 1-0 win over United, but they are currently having problems scoring and creating chances.

Alex Ferguson's side had the game against Sunderland won in the first 45 minutes on Boxing Day. Even though they have still got a long injury list, Carlos Tevez's return to Upton Park may be too much for the Hammers to handle.

Prediction: 0-2

Only 2!! c***
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Re: And he predicts....

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Yes, that's right....Scumchester's long injury list...........Lawro!!!
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Re: And he predicts....

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I make him right but what the hell...C*NT!
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Re: And he predicts....

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What a ****.
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by monkeyhanger »

As has already been observed, whenever he predicts us to lose (Derby 2 Hammers 0, Blackburn 2 Hammers 0, Boro 2 West Ham 0) we win and when he predicts a win (Hammers 2 Reading 0) we lose. So Lawro thanks for the confidence and I can now happily put my money on a Hammers win against Manure tomorrow. :thup:
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Lawro predicts (mufc)............

Post by mokum hammer »

West Ham v Man Utd

Alan Curbishley's first game in charge of West Ham was a 1-0 win over United, but they are currently having problems scoring and creating chances.
Alex Ferguson's side had the game against Sunderland won in the first 45 minutes on Boxing Day. Even though they have still got a long injury list, Carlos Tevez's return to Upton Park may be too much for the Hammers to handle.
Match preview Prediction: 0-2
Reckon that's a three point home banker for us then!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/7157428.stm
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Re: Lawro predicts (mufc)............

Post by Ben »

words fail me
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Re: Lawro predicts (mufc)............

Post by I am Lawro »

There's already another thread about it mate

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=98624
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Re: And he predicts....

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****.....
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