Lawro at it again !

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DasNutNock wrote:Late equaliser, then. Thanks skidMark, you little arse goblin.
<grinds teeth>
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He has Liverpool unbeaten this season. They only have Brighton left to play, so no way will he predict a defeat. Didn't the clown's pocket do the same last year?
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Bromleyboy wrote:He has Liverpool unbeaten this season. They only have Brighton left to play, so no way will he predict a defeat. Didn't the clown's pocket do the same last year?
He's picked them to lose one game in the past 3 years.
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Total Scampi Ditch......... :o
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Lawro tipping the dippers to win tonight, imagine that! The saggy old scroat.
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I actually agree with every word the Thatched Headed **** said here... :)
Colombia v England (Otkritie Arena, Moscow, 19:00 BST)

I don't buy the theory that England are better off because they lost to Belgium in their final game in Group G.

Forget about them being in what people consider to be the easier half of the draw, because keeping on winning is the best thing you can do at a World Cup - you do not want to risk stopping the momentum you have built up.

So, we will see what effect making so many changes has on England, but I actually think they will be fine against Colombia.

They have some good players, but I don't think they will be able to cope with England's high-pressing game.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2
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Lawro has been, IMO, one of the better commentators at this WC.
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the celestial insect wrote:Lawro has been, IMO, one of the better commentators at this WC.
Null point for derailing the thread. You're supposed to come up with an original and amusing metaphor for a female reproductive organ. Microwaved jam doughnut, for instance.
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Lawro is unhappy, who has hurt you so badly? Who?
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The saggy faced Otters pocket...
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I think he's stealing a living as a co-commentator. Offers no insight, and most of the time gives the impression that he'd rather be at a funeral.
Mind you, when you have Mr Hoddle on ITV drivelling the bleedin' obvious.....perhaps he's not the worst.

McCoist and Murphy are my favourites.
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Just bumping this up in anticipation of the cock-maggots prediction for Sunday....
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Bamber Gascoigne wrote:Just bumping this up in anticipation of the cock-maggots prediction for Sunday....
Well done Bamber, good call.

I think we can pretty much predict what way the mouldy wizards sleeve's "prediction" is heading; it's just a question of how many he reckons they'll beat us by.
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