Lawro at it again !

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Re: Lawro at it again !

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he just said that longstaff is better than rice
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psychoscoredthelot wrote:he just said that longstaff is better than rice
What does he know about long staffs?
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He's got Newcastle to win 2-0 Saturday...he's definitely seen this forum I reckon.
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That is a good omen for us then. . I am glad I do not have a TV licence that pays his ill deserved wages. See you next Tuesday L*wro.
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Shitted pissflap.
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The remains of your b*llocks, If you were to lower them into the rotating blades of a lawnmower.. yeah that's him.

The ****.
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The Rotten Badgers Fanny Mullet!
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Post by kitthehammer »

What a ****

West Ham v Newcastle (17:30 GMT)

West Ham are looking a much better side than they were at the start of the season but Newcastle are flying at the moment, with four wins and a draw in their past six league matches.

Magpies boss Rafa Benitez has gone on runs like this with Newcastle before - when he gets his team playing well and on a roll - and I can see their revival continuing on Saturday.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2

Dina's prediction: 1-1
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The puss-weeping sausage pocket.
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Hate to say it, but the last couple of times (if I recall correctly) that he’s predicted a 2-0 defeat for us, he was correct :cry:
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I'm pretty sure that based on his predictions, Newcastle should be in the top 10 this season...

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Arse that bellends put us down for a win this weekend.
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That is a mean trick to play . He should have predicted a loss for us.I am worried now.
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Such a ****
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ramsquaddled minge bucket
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Bisected Creme Egg
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Completely
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Over-inflated cum bubble.
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He really is a Lawro isn't he ?
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Post by Bamber Gascoigne »

Bad news.

He's done us to win 2-0 - was probably drooling fanny batter when he predicted that the twat
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