Luis Suarez: what now?
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Luis Suarez: what now?
A history of biting fellow professionals, cheating and diving. Will something finally be done?
Not that the FA were too bothered eight years ago:
http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=11933
Not that the FA were too bothered eight years ago:
http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=11933
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
I'm not even convinced FIFA will ban him from this world cup, such is their cuntistry.
I really don't know what can be done to adequately punish him.
The best thing I can come up with is force him to wear a big ****ing muzzle for the rest of his career. Something really obstructive and degrading.
I really don't know what can be done to adequately punish him.
The best thing I can come up with is force him to wear a big ****ing muzzle for the rest of his career. Something really obstructive and degrading.
Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
FIFA need to slap a years ban. Nothing less. Liverpool shoud sack him and sue him like Chelsea did with the druggie.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
I suspect a worldwide ban for a few matches with a promise to join Pards in anger management.
Personally, I don't think a year's ban would be unfair.
Personally, I don't think a year's ban would be unfair.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
3 times he has been guilty of assault, once of racism. I think a prison sentence would be appropriate.
Should be made to play in a Hannibal Lecter mask at the very least (once his 1 year worldwide ban finishes).
Should be made to play in a Hannibal Lecter mask at the very least (once his 1 year worldwide ban finishes).
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
That won't happen, we all know that and Liverpool won't do anything either. I hope FIFA will ban him but not holding my breath. In short I reckon he'll use this to say the media in this country are against him so will look to move.GaryP wrote:FIFA need to slap a years ban. Nothing less. Liverpool shoud sack him and sue him like Chelsea did with the druggie.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
Sorry UTJ, I don't want to have a row, seeing as you own the place, but, how can it already be being discussed forteen minutes after my post?
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
Liverpool won't sack him. It might make the decision to sell him a whole lot easier though.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
This just highlights everything that is wrong with the modern game: Forwards with all their front teeth, it never happened in the good old days.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
The bloke needs sectioning. He's a mental nutcase and a psychiatric treatment room is where he belongs.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
Looking at the extremes....could it be possible for someone to catch aids off a bite ??
If so....surely the football unions must get involved if FIFA bottle it.
If so....surely the football unions must get involved if FIFA bottle it.
Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
Just to clarify, Its in the Italy v Uruguay thread:Algarve Hammer wrote:Sorry UTJ, I don't want to have a row, seeing as you own the place, but, how can it already be being discussed forteen minutes after my post?
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
More likely to catch rabies off him.Romford wrote:Looking at the extremes....could it be possible for someone to catch aids off a bite ??
If so....surely the football unions must get involved if FIFA bottle it.
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Re: Luis Suarez: what now?
Fair enough, my mistake.markmc wrote:
Just to clarify, Its in the Italy v Uruguay thread:
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