Feckin' Cows

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Feckin' Cows

Postby Irish Iron on Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:16 pm

Danny Boyle wants the world to see farm animals pissing and ****ting in the new Olympic Stadium as the opening ceremony. Lovely. What if they start humping?
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Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:21 pm

If they want the real English countryside they'll need loads of old mattresses and caravans.
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Postby Mr_Andersonn on Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:33 pm

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:If they want the real English countryside they'll need loads of old mattresses and caravans.


Maybe a few pikeys thrown in too!
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Postby Rowly on Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:56 pm

I thought it looked like the telebubbies set......
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Postby Johnny Byrne's Boots on Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:23 am

More In The Night Garden
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Postby HammerMan2004 on Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:21 pm

Let's get a bunch of chickens, cows, horses and sheep and surround them by flashing lights, fireworks and 80,000 cheering people. What could possibly go wrong. Poor bloody animals.
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Postby Whitters on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:26 pm

Maybe get the odd Irish tinker wandering the fields, peddling his wares.

Any volunteers?
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Postby WHU_Del on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:34 pm

The longer I look at it, the more I expect a little red mail van to appear, with a black & white cat as its passenger...
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Postby adie on Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:17 am

maybe they could have Mr Andersonn and Whitters peddling their racist filth
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Postby biglee on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:05 am

adie wrote:maybe they could have Mr Andersonn and Whitters peddling their racist filth



aide you hrh the queen hating toad
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Postby Mr_Andersonn on Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:09 am

adie wrote:maybe they could have Mr Andersonn and Whitters peddling their racist filth


Well I will actually be there at the opening ceremony, but not to peddle any of my so called racial filth!
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Postby Whitters on Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:06 pm

adie wrote:maybe they could have Mr Andersonn and Whitters peddling their racist filth


I'm already booked for the closing ceremony in Ukraine, thanks.
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Postby adie on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:26 pm

I don't hate your queen biglee, I don't see anyone as my superior or inferior so I don't recognize her as my queen but I don't hate her, I don't know her, what's there to hate of an old lady. Too much hate in your heart, try a bit of love fella
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Re: Feckin' Cows

Postby biglee on Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:40 am

adie wrote:I don't hate your queen biglee, I don't see anyone as my superior or inferior so I don't recognize her as my queen but I don't hate her, I don't know her, what's there to hate of an old lady. Too much hate in your heart, try a bit of love fella



on your knees and bow to your queen... touchy how you never clocked straight away...
oh yeah first day of being on here, so lets get straight to the point..

**** OFF TO THE OLYMSHIT SITE..

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Postby hammersk on Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:28 am

Irish Iron wrote:Danny Boyle wants the world to see farm animals pissing and ****ting in the new Olympic Stadium as the opening ceremony.


He also has included "Bubbles" on the playlist for the opening ceremony

interesting...
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Postby Kaje on Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:18 am

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:If they want the real English countryside they'll need loads of old mattresses and caravans.


there are indeed mattresses included in the opening ceremony so no need to worry. The rendition of bubbles should be good as well.
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Postby Sweeney Bod on Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:57 pm

Spoke to someone that went to the rehearsal on Monday. He reckons it is a really good show. Looking forward to watching it on the TV
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Postby Hammer110 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:23 pm

Sweeney Bod wrote:Spoke to someone that went to the rehearsal on Monday. He reckons it is a really good show. Looking forward to watching it on the TV



Reporters in the Torygraph and Express said the same, funny, cheeky and inclusive without being patronising.
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Re: Feckin' Cows

Postby sicknote on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:11 am

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Postby StiffUpper on Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:11 am

I'm in this section playing cricket. Got a run at the dress rehearsal tonight and then ballsed up an important move. Oh the shame.
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