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by nanamoon on Mon May 23, 2005 7:33 pm
You sick ****, you and your lonely mates must have very sad lives, this thread was done as a bit of fun, sadly it has attracted the perverts in our society (note the number of first time posters). Your comments and those of your knob jockey pimple faced mates sum you up, what fekin right have you got to take the pictures off this site, then post them on your sad brighton FC site and invite comment??
Your statements that you would 'not give her one' etc imply you have some sort of choice. bad luck small lonely boy you havent. Cuddle up to your pillow tonight -like you do every night and **** off and die.
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by Robbie on Mon May 23, 2005 7:36 pm
nanamoon wrote: You sick sh*t, you and your lonely mates must have very sad lives, this thread was done as a bit of fun, sadly it has attracted the perverts in our society (note the number of first time posters). Your comments and those of your knob jockey pimple faced mates sum you up, what fekin right have you got to take the pictures off this site, then post them on your sad brighton FC site and invite comment?? Your statements that you would 'not give her one' etc imply you have some sort of choice. bad luck small lonely boy you havent. Cuddle up to your pillow tonight -like you do every night and f*ck off and die.
Well said Nanamoon. Sad twats they are!
You have done yourself proud and have the respect of your own, on YOUR forum, so **** the sad bastards! 
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by philipavard159 on Mon May 23, 2005 7:47 pm
nanamoon wrote: You sick sh*t, you and your lonely mates must have very sad lives, this thread was done as a bit of fun, sadly it has attracted the perverts in our society (note the number of first time posters). Your comments and those of your knob jockey pimple faced mates sum you up, what fekin right have you got to take the pictures off this site, then post them on your sad brighton FC site and invite comment?? Your statements that you would 'not give her one' etc imply you have some sort of choice. bad luck small lonely boy you havent. Cuddle up to your pillow tonight -like you do every night and f*ck off and die.
must say proud of you nanamoon, it must have took a lot of guts to do what you did for the love of the club. i for one take my :doff: to you.
and dare i say a fine set of top bollox  ......sorry 
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by nanamoon on Mon May 23, 2005 7:55 pm
A big thankyou to both Phil and Robbie, your comments are much appreciated.
 You have restored my faith in human nature. as you can guess, both me and mr moon were not best pleased with that ****ers site.
Thanks x
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by crackerdaq on Mon May 23, 2005 8:17 pm
I did realise that Harveys was faked - didn't take a rocket scientist
I logged on to the PNE site and have to say it was shoddy. Six posts an hour all about "I wouldn't give her one"
The purpose of the thread was a fun way to give away some ticket refs for real fans. It is a touch sad that they need to have their own poll when quite frankly we have a cracking winner here. You don't need another one - the best one won!
I am more than happy with the result. A cracking response of over 20,000 views, a chance to get in the KUMB hall of fame (hint hint mods  ) and a fantastic AV.
I can't go go but I am pleased that I can give my seats to real fans and not plastic ones.
By the way, out of 2, I'd give her 1 
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by crackerdaq on Mon May 23, 2005 8:19 pm
IG8Hammer wrote:All I can say is, the man who started this thread is a absolute legend.
Why thank you sir :doff:
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by nanamoon on Mon May 23, 2005 8:23 pm
crackerdaq wrote:I did realise that Harveys was faked - didn't take a rocket scientist I logged on to the PNE site and have to say it was shoddy. Six posts an hour all about "I wouldn't give her one" The purpose of the thread was a fun way to give away some ticket refs for real fans. It is a touch sad that they need to have their own poll when quite frankly we have a cracking winner here. You don't need another one - the best one won! I am more than happy with the result. A cracking response of over 20,000 views, a chance to get in the KUMB hall of fame (hint hint mods  ) and a fantastic AV. I can't go go but I am pleased that I can give my seats to real fans and not plastic ones. By the way, out of 2, I'd give her 1 
Is it preston?? for some reason i thought it was brighton, oh well just about sums em up.
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by nanamoon on Mon May 23, 2005 8:27 pm
where ya going anyway cracker?? if ya cant watch the match will keep ya updated with the score etc via text
not that i am taking the piss...
oh, and can you keep your posts down to a minimum please!
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by crackerdaq on Mon May 23, 2005 8:34 pm
nanamoon wrote:where ya going anyway cracker?? if ya cant watch the match will keep ya updated with the score etc via text not that i am taking the piss... oh, and can you keep your posts down to a minimum please!
Will be watching on TV - Just can't go.
In think it is only fair on the rest of KUMB if I post as much as I can 
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by nanamoon on Mon May 23, 2005 8:43 pm
This bloody thread has had more views than the play off final sticky thread, bloody hell. Over 20,000!!
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by Harveys_HammersLH on Mon May 23, 2005 8:59 pm
crackerdaq wrote:I did realise that Harveys was faked - didn't take a rocket scientist I logged on to the PNE site and have to say it was shoddy. Six posts an hour all about "I wouldn't give her one" The purpose of the thread was a fun way to give away some ticket refs for real fans. It is a touch sad that they need to have their own poll when quite frankly we have a cracking winner here. You don't need another one - the best one won! I am more than happy with the result. A cracking response of over 20,000 views, a chance to get in the KUMB hall of fame (hint hint mods  ) and a fantastic AV. I can't go go but I am pleased that I can give my seats to real fans and not plastic ones. By the way, out of 2, I'd give her 1 
I never put a entry in, it was [HH]'s.... 
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by nanamoon on Tue May 24, 2005 9:11 am
nanamoon wrote:crackerdaq wrote:I did realise that Harveys was faked - didn't take a rocket scientist I logged on to the PNE site and have to say it was shoddy. Six posts an hour all about "I wouldn't give her one" The purpose of the thread was a fun way to give away some ticket refs for real fans. It is a touch sad that they need to have their own poll when quite frankly we have a cracking winner here. You don't need another one - the best one won! I am more than happy with the result. A cracking response of over 20,000 views, a chance to get in the KUMB hall of fame (hint hint mods  ) and a fantastic AV. I can't go go but I am pleased that I can give my seats to real fans and not plastic ones. By the way, out of 2, I'd give her 1 
Is it preston?? for some reason i thought it was brighton, oh well just about sums em up.
I was correct, it is a brighton forum, how the hell did it reach them down there?
Thought they were all gay down there anyway, on second thoughts maybe they are. 
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by ragedwhufan on Fri May 27, 2005 9:51 pm
Just wanted to get this thread back to the top so we could all have another look......
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by Doubting Tomas on Fri May 27, 2005 10:03 pm
ragedwhufan wrote:Just wanted to get this thread back to the top so we could all have another look......
Good work.
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by nanamoon on Fri May 27, 2005 10:14 pm
This thread did seem to attract an awful lot of first time posters who havent been heard of since, strange that!
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by nanamoon on Sat May 28, 2005 7:32 pm
philipavard159 wrote:nanamoon wrote:This thread did seem to attract an awful lot of first time posters who havent been heard of since, strange that!
well mrs moon you should appreciate the fact that you have a fine pair of top bollox look forward and be proud. as i said in another post. your an absolute diamond and star player, hope your boy enjoys the final......bet he dont know how he got ticke3ts  wish id married you 
Actually he does, wasnt too bad about it, in fact seemed rather proud, should I be worried??
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by philipavard159 on Sat May 28, 2005 7:37 pm
nanamoon wrote:philipavard159 wrote:nanamoon wrote:This thread did seem to attract an awful lot of first time posters who havent been heard of since, strange that!
well mrs moon you should appreciate the fact that you have a fine pair of top bollox look forward and be proud. as i said in another post. your an absolute diamond and star player, hope your boy enjoys the final......bet he dont know how he got ticke3ts  wish id married you 
Actually he does, wasnt too bad about it, in fact seemed rather proud, should I be worried??
depends if he shows all his mates  they would never look at you the same again....lol
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by nanamoon on Sat May 28, 2005 7:41 pm
philipavard159 wrote:nanamoon wrote:philipavard159 wrote:nanamoon wrote:This thread did seem to attract an awful lot of first time posters who havent been heard of since, strange that!
well mrs moon you should appreciate the fact that you have a fine pair of top bollox look forward and be proud. as i said in another post. your an absolute diamond and star player, hope your boy enjoys the final......bet he dont know how he got ticke3ts  wish id married you 
Actually he does, wasnt too bad about it, in fact seemed rather proud, should I be worried??
depends if he shows all his mates  they would never look at you the same again....lol
He would never do that believe me, and was that a proposal of marriage earlier??
cheeky bugger.  I
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by philipavard159 on Sat May 28, 2005 7:43 pm
nanamoon wrote:philipavard159 wrote:nanamoon wrote:philipavard159 wrote:nanamoon wrote:This thread did seem to attract an awful lot of first time posters who havent been heard of since, strange that!
well mrs moon you should appreciate the fact that you have a fine pair of top bollox look forward and be proud. as i said in another post. your an absolute diamond and star player, hope your boy enjoys the final......bet he dont know how he got ticke3ts  wish id married you 
Actually he does, wasnt too bad about it, in fact seemed rather proud, should I be worried??
depends if he shows all his mates  they would never look at you the same again....lol
He would never do that believe me, and was that a proposal of marriage earlier?? cheeky bugger.  I
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