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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby westlondonhammer on Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:40 pm

Katie wrote:Hahaha, love the spin and the lengths the club are going to with their statements to protect delicate little "confidence player" Carlton, and I love even more that you guys lap it up!


Given the amount of effort and how rational this post is, I guess it warrants an equally thought out and rational response...

Period?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Hayden on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:22 pm

Katie wrote:Hahaha, love the spin and the lengths the club are going to with their statements to protect delicate little "confidence player" Carlton, and I love even more that you guys lap it up!


Aren't we silly sausages?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Katie on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Cuenca 'ammer wrote:^^^^^

Does that mean that she never really used to go into the bathrooms at the ground at half time and pleasure herself ??



We must not speak of this on the board again or the scary moderators will hand out official warnings, please keep it football related on the GD, thanks.
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby beckton on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:32 pm

Are you a Kung Fu Master?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Hayden on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:37 pm

Katie wrote:We must not speak of this on the board again or the scary moderators will hand out official warnings, please keep it football related on the GD, thanks.
PM me for more info xx
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Surely that IS football related... if that's the response West Ham evoke?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby The Incredible Sulk on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:41 pm

Hayden wrote:Surely that IS football related... if that's the response West Ham evoke?


What, West Ham turns us in to ****ers?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Hayden on Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:42 pm

The Incredible Sulk wrote:What, West Ham turns us in to w***ers?


Exactly... we've seen (at least) 2 seasons of w**k... why break for half time?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby The Incredible Sulk on Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:01 pm

Hayden wrote:Exactly... we've seen (at least) 2 seasons of w**k... why break for half time?


Gives a new definition to the phrase 'Seamen is coming out for the second half....'
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby last.caress on Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:21 pm

beckton wrote:Are you a Kung Fu Master?


I reckon so. :thup:
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby hammerdivone on Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:27 pm

Cuenca 'ammer wrote:^^^^^

Does that mean that she never really used to go into the bathrooms at the ground at half time and pleasure herself ??

:(


She?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Maroonmachine on Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:30 pm

Shirley we should just dig a shallow grave and quietly slip this thread into it, consign it to folklore and move on.
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Los Martillos on Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:20 pm

^^ is the correct answer
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:58 pm

Plus with him not signing this thread can stay alive..What would we have done if he put his John Hancock on the dotted line ??

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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby claret and bobby on Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:56 am

I don't believe how many people are just accepting the 'big sam said no' spin. Bit weird that the day he's talking to AEK we 'pull out of the deal', am I the only one missing something here?

Wake up ffs :lol:
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Hayden on Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:21 am

claret and bobby wrote:I don't believe how many people are just accepting the 'big sam said no' spin. Bit weird that the day he's talking to AEK we 'pull out of the deal', am I the only one missing something here?

Wake up ffs


Or... We know he's changed his mind before. A deal was agreed, medical taken place and he stalled... AGAIN. Hardly suggests he wants to be here. Why would Sam want someone like that here? Wake up :wink:
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby indiehammer on Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:53 am

claret and bobby wrote:I don't believe how many people are just accepting the 'big sam said no' spin. Bit weird that the day he's talking to AEK we 'pull out of the deal', am I the only one missing something here?

Wake up ffs :lol:


Or Big Sam said no because he started talking to AEK. He hadn't accepted an offer from AEK before we pulled out so he hadn't actually rejected us. If he talked to AEK after having a medical with us he obviously isn't commited enough and Sam told him to p*** off.

Why does there always have to be a spin on things?
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby claret and bobby on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:15 am

It's a bit like going round saying 'I broke up with her' when you've just been dumped by your girlfriend. Big Sam 'pulled out of the deal' because he wanted to go to AEK Athens instead. The club are saving face, fair enough.
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby Countryboy on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:02 am

claret and bobby wrote:It's a bit like going round saying 'I broke up with her' when you've just been dumped by your girlfriend. Big Sam 'pulled out of the deal' because he wanted to go to AEK Athens instead. The club are saving face, fair enough.


I'd say it's more like discovering that the bird you've been taking out for a week, that might turn into something serious is actually a two-faced little bitch who can't decide whether she wants you or this Greek bloke who she thinks might be interested, though she isn't sure, and then you say, '**** it, I'm not putting up with this.'

Allardyce wants players who are going to be committed to the cause, work their balls off for the team and put in a shift for 46 games to get us back in the Premiership. He's put his own reputation on the line and the owners are putting in their money. Neither he, nor they want to waste any time, effort or cash on a player who can't decide whether he wants to be here, or some other club that his dad's lined up.

As it is, Gudjohnsen's best bet is a club in Greece. You'd think that a bloke from a bankrupt country would know better than to go to another country that's about to go bust. Apparently not. Good luck to the f*cker. If that's his attitude, we're better off without him.
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby beckton on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:23 am

claret and bobby wrote:I don't believe how many people are just accepting the 'big sam said no' spin. Bit weird that the day he's talking to AEK we 'pull out of the deal', am I the only one missing something here?

Wake up ffs :lol:



or some of us don't give a **** who did what when and see him as no great loss.
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Re: Eidur Gudjohnsen

Postby OFT on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:47 am

Countryboy wrote:
Allardyce wants players who are going to be committed to the cause, work their balls off for the team and put in a shift for 46 games to get us back in the Premiership. He's put his own reputation on the line and the owners are putting in their money. Neither he, nor they want to waste any time, effort or cash on a player who can't decide whether he wants to be here, or some other club that his dad's lined up.
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Quite!

Chicken or egg ? who cares. Generously Proportioned Sam is simply saying, 'don't **** about with us'
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