The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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There are 3 types of people in the world: those than can count and those that can't.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
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Yeah. and if there are any ginger or sexist jokes in here too then you will have me to deal with, right.
I'm well scary, me. :raver:
I'm well scary, me. :raver:
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Reminds me of the great Bernard Rightonvietnammer wrote:Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
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Bucks Hammer wrote: Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton
Yep (was sort of a homage to...)
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i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
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Woman runs into local cop shop screaming "help, help i've been graped!!!"
"surely you mean raped?"
"no , there was a bunch of them ......................."
I do miss the crap joke thread
"surely you mean raped?"
"no , there was a bunch of them ......................."
I do miss the crap joke thread
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Racisteejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
To get to the other slide
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
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Actually it's two. One to change the light bulb the other to suck my cock! :lol:vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
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Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....
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vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
None they would just set up a support group about how to deal with the darkness.
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are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
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Fionn Kiely wrote:Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....
That's gonna be an old one isn't it? :lol:
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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...................and a chap from Pakistan.
I personally give his thread about 4 days......... :lol:
I personally give his thread about 4 days......... :lol:
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??[/quote]
well.....................the white ones aren't up to much ......................
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??[/quote]
well.....................the white ones aren't up to much ......................