Assists: Season 2011/12

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Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:43 pm

Last season's top boys:

11 Mark Noble (second consecutive season at the top)
10 Victor Obinna
7 Frederic Piquionne

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Hopefully I'll be able to keep on top of this despite the reduced TV coverage we'll be receiving this season.
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:04 pm

Doncaster 0-1 Weat Ham

Hammers captain Kevin Nolan volleyed in after just five minutes when meeting a cross to the far post by Jack Collison.


1 Jack Collison
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:02 pm

Watford 0-4 West Ham

With just two minutes on the clock, Matt Taylor saw his 25-yard free-kick palmed aside at full stretch by Scott Loach but when the West Ham wide-boy floated over the consequent corner, the England U-21 keeper was given no protection by his defence, who allowed an unmarked James Tomkins to powerfully nod home at the far post.

But the visitors were destined to have the last word of an absorbing first period thanks to the tenacity of Joey O’Brien, who exchanged passes with Jack Collison and ran into the heart of the Hornets’ defence to prod home from 12 yards.

Carlton Cole was presented with the simplest of tap-ins by an overlapping Herita Ilunga after Kevin Nolan and Mark Noble combined to send the DR Congo defender deep in Watford territory.

Then, as stoppage time approached, Scott Parker had the final word of the night, when he collected from substitute Julien Faubert before curling a lovely, low 18-yarder beyond Loach’s outstretched right glove to seal an impresssive win.


2 Jack Collison
1 Matty Taylor
1 Herita Ilunga
1 Julien Faubert
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby Jameslegend on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:04 pm

Enjoyed this thread last season. Nice one Leon!
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby Korea Hammer on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:06 pm

So, 5 different goalscorers, and 4 different assist-ers

Danger from all parts of the pitch when we turn up :thup:
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:07 pm

Jameslegend wrote:Enjoyed this thread last season. Nice one Leon!

Cheers. We should have plenty to read about this season. :thup:
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby TheAlmightyAmmer on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:59 pm

great work leon really interesting thread :thup:
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby Bromleyboy on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:12 pm

Agree this was a good thread last year. Still not sure that taking a corner should count though. It just seems too easy, even though we seem to have found it very difficult for many years.

btw, will being fouled for a penalty count?
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby COYI on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:50 pm

Bromleyboy wrote:Still not sure that taking a corner should count though.


Of course this should be included, it will show which of our players is most useful in these situations.
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby Chelmo Hammer on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:53 pm

I enjoyed this thread very much last season, keep up the good work Leon :thup:

Interesting to see Nobes topping the chart 2 season's in a row, he has his uses that lad.
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby Lee_WHU on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:54 pm

Weat Ham :lol:

This thread was integral to my KUMB viewing last year... thanks for renewing it mate.
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby libero on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:00 am

Excellent stuff on this thread :thup:
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:59 am

Bromleyboy wrote:btw, will being fouled for a penalty count?

Any Weat Ham player fouled for a penalty will count.
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:16 am

Now I've seen the goals, I can see that Jack Collison put O'Brien through for his goal with a nice backheeled one-two. Second assist of the season for him. :thup:
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby davids cross on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:25 am

LeonRivers wrote:Now I've seen the goals, I can see that Jack Collison put O'Brien through for his goal with a nice backheeled one-two. Second assist of the season for him.


Was gonna pick you up on that Leon. The ball from Collison was pivotal as it opened up a big space for Joey to run in to (from memory). However a defender did block the initial shot.

However, as I'm subliminally getting everybody to think Jack is HOTY I'm so glad he now leads the assists.... :lol:
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby the_real_devonshire on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:36 am

Leon, i remember when you used to do this on another not so popular forum......
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby davids cross on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:39 am

the_real_devonshire wrote:Leon, i remember when you used to do this on another not so popular forum......


Was Jack Collison leading the assists on that one too trd ?
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby the_real_devonshire on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:46 am

davids cross wrote:Was Jack Collison leading the assists on that one too trd ?


Oh no, this was when Jack Collison was still in nappies. It may well have been Yossi Benayoun back then...
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby LeonRivers on Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:36 pm

the_real_devonshire wrote:Leon, i remember when you used to do this on another not so popular forum......

Indeed. I cut my teeth there and promoted myself to KUMB. Maybe one day I will prove myself as the most popular and handsome poster here as well.
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Re: Assists: Season 2011/12

Postby riksdodgydeals on Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:49 pm

good work son, makes intresting reading, corner definately count
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