deanno1dad wrote:Can't wait for the West Ham range of Maccy d snacks
A Big Mac Avennie
Razor Ruddock Gutbuster meal
The Alan Mc night burger............(falls to bits in the box)
Cant think of any more mcdonalds puns sorry
Sounds Emmanuel Omoyummy.
The Igoc StiMc is a popular burger. It was brought out to rival Burger King's Paolo W(anc)hopper.
The Mick McGiven burger.
The Tommy McQueen burger.
The Malky McKay burger. Quite chunky.
The Freddie Ljungburger. Very expensive. Hot for a while, and will exit sharpish.
The Lou McAri burger is a bit stale.
The Fish Burgers are made with a mixture of Geoff Pike and "Razor" Haddock.
For breakfast they do great Rufus Brevilles.
There's also lots of vegetarian George & Linda McCartney options.
There are options for extra Lionel Scapepperoni, extra Gary Brie(n) cheese, extra Florin Radish-oiu, extra Kenny Brown sauce, extra Scott Minto sauce, extra Keith Coleman's mustard, and every burger is served in-between fresh Terence Brown bread buns. If you don't want any sauce or trimmings then you have to ask for it "Kepa Blanco".
....all washed down with an ice-cold cup of "Pop" Robson, if you've got a Geoff tHurst on:
Three types of Cola: Reo-Coker (bitter tasting), Carlton Cola (steaming hot), and Joe Cola (diet version). They also serve Orange Quashie and bottles of Bywater, or maybe you'd like some hot Kanou-tea or Tony Coffee - watch you don't Shaun Byrne your mouth though. They don't have an alcoholic drinks license so you can't buy a Jeroen Beere.
You can get everything in large, medium, or Mike Small. Fast food served in a Matthew Rush - they're very Speedie. Served up in Steve Potts if you choose to eat-in, or Sealey'd up in a bag if you choose to take away. You have to come to the till to get served though - there's no Peter Butler-service - it ain't the Paul Hilton.
Don't abuse the staff - they'll put Boogers in your meal. And it's cash or cards only - they don't take Srniceks. If there's any trouble then the Henri Camaras will be watching.
There's also a drive-thru if you've come in your Tony Carr.
Come to think of it, I once went into a McDonalds. Never again. It was Pantsil, really Dyer - not too Kevin Keen on it. I had Jobi MacAnuff of that place after one visit. And the prices are a Konchesky - the Bilic is always extortionate - it's a Dave Swindlehurst.
Plus you can't be like that guy on "Supersize Me" and eat it Dailly. That fatty food is bad for your Hartson, and if you do eat it every Mervyn Day It'll make you Sasa Ilic. You need to make sure you have a Futre on this earth.
I'll just stick to my trusty Pie & Mascherano shops instead - they're the Clyde Best. I always want Moore. I have veg with mine though - Mum always says I need to eat my Robert Greens.
