Little things that irritate you

[squatski]

also, people who have the cheek to have a break after not doing much.

example, I come into work at 9:30., he/she gets in at 12, does 10 minutes of work then ****'s off to have a tea/fag break I always give them a dirty look

[CentenaryUpperHammer]

Got a bloke who cycles into work. He gets in at about quarter to nine and then take 45 minutes to have a shower and eat his breakfast before anyone can bother him with anything work related. At 5 he then gets changed ready to leave dead on half 5. What makes it worse is when someone might be 5 minutes late coming in from lunch he will make a sly dig yet the geezer skims an hour of his own day! Been getting away with it for years apparently. Knob.

[Romford Iron]

I live up by Cardrome so I know all about that one mate! I always end up shouting "Dont let them in!" as the lights go green. Like you said, nothing better than to see them sitting there not moving when they realize what a massive cock they have been!

We could be twins

It's either that or I go mad if people take their time to move off when the lights go green thus creating a big gap from the knobs to move into.

[White Goodman]

People that give you briefs or reports to read then continue to jabber on whilst you are trying to read it.

Look, you want me to read and comment on it, so please shut the **** up.

[RyanWHUFC]

Another vote for the cyclist today, although not your normal cyclist some little chav pikey **** on a BMX. Was far left (where he should have been) I went to go past and he starts weaving which makes it impossible, plus unsafe to go past, cue abuse from me "hurry up get out the way you little ****"

I believe all cyclists that want to use the road should have to go through a proper cycling proficiency test.

[Kitt the car]

also, people who have the cheek to have a break after not doing much.

example, I come into work at 9:30., he/she gets in at 12, does 10 minutes of work then ***** off to have a tea/fag break I always give them a dirty look

This happened to me yesterday, I work with an old guy who is exactly like Norris from Corrie and abit of Uncle Albert from Only Fools...
During a job we were doing he made 4 cups of sodding tea and a coffee, just to blatenly waste time leaving me to do all the work, made worse by the fact he didn't even offer me one!

[ageing hammer]

How many times have you done this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxBKxU8GIQ

[the oldham stripper]

How many times have you done this.


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millions

[simonpaulthomas]

My cousin is doing my nut in at the moment; lazy, feckless c*nt that he is - he's been living at ours for about 6 weeks after he's been kicked out of everywhere else and burnt all his bridges with friends and family. He sits on his arse all day, only getting up to make himself a cup of tea [doesn't offer anyone else], or go to the khazi [he's one of them wrong 'uns who p*sses all over the seat and leaves it too]. Not interested in getting a job at all, and despite being a complete waste of space, always has a snide comment or make out like Billy Big B*llocks at every opportunity. And he supports Liverpool...

Spark him?

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

The sort of things that irritate me most, is seeing people tolerate sh*t like the above ^ (No offence intended spt)

Or sh*t from their missus... sh*t like that.

[Cockneyboy311]

My cousin is doing my nut in at the moment; lazy, feckless c*nt that he is - he's been living at ours for about 6 weeks after he's been kicked out of everywhere else and burnt all his bridges with friends and family. He sits on his arse all day, only getting up to make himself a cup of tea [doesn't offer anyone else], or go to the khazi [he's one of them wrong 'uns who p*sses all over the seat and leaves it too]. Not interested in getting a job at all, and despite being a complete waste of space, always has a snide comment or make out like Billy Big B*llocks at every opportunity. And he supports Liverpool...

Spark him?

Get a job or get out is what i'd say mate.

[warp]

And he supports Liverpool...

and you're asking what to do? seriously?


EDIT: by the way, that might actually explain his behaviour: he wants to be a proper scouse!

[Hammers80]

How much of a twat I am.

I was just feeding my little girl and she left half a pot of fruit, that i put on the table.

She has this little football that, when the wife's not around, I kick about in the lounge. To keep her entertained (yeah right) I said "look at daddy's skills" as I was juggling the ball. I managed 2 before it flew off my toe and knocked the pot of fruit over my work laptop and the effing wall.

[the oldham stripper]

Flies, i hate the fu**ing things with a passion, the warm weather has just started to bring the bas***ds out, they are the only things i dislike about the summer, poxy poxy irritating little c***s

[Dyer's Leg]

Flies, i hate the fu**ing things with a passion, the warm weather has just started to bring the bas***ds out, they are the only things i dislike about the summer, poxy poxy irritating little c***s

I know how to stop you getting flies in the kitchen and front room. Leave a pile of **** in your porch.

[steptoe61]

Wasps are worse imo

[Hammer Laffers]

Yeah, wasps are worse, they kill me

[warp]

Wasps are worse imo

one wasp against one fly, the wasp is potentially more dangerous (excluding allergies), but a fly is much more persistent in annoying you than a wasp.
and if you consider the number of flies against the number of wasps that you meet, and flies become far worse.

[steptoe61]

one wasp against one fly, the wasp is potentially more dangerous (excluding allergies), but a fly is much more persistent in annoying you than a wasp.
and if you consider the number of flies against the number of wasps that you meet, and flies become far worse.

Not in my ****ing garden they dont.....Bastards

[warp]

fair enough