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Re: Ravel

Postby pezza20 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:01 pm

Probably doesn't help the fact he continues to be absent without leave from training sessions, three missed in two weeks apparently.
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Re: Ravel

Postby RM6 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:04 pm

bristolhammerfc wrote:I deliberately posted in this thread to avoid it implying that Nolan was the aggressor. It seems our young prodigy wants to fight the world


Do you think we can recoup a couple of quid by flogging the twat on to Frank Warren?
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Re: Ravel

Postby kenthammer1984 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:07 pm

Maybe it was something like Ravel playing a practical joke on Nolan, and Nolan being the captain of the team took offence and didn't like what he saw?

Could be anything - egging Nolan's car, burning his suit "for a laugh", changing Nolan's facebook status via his phone to "i love lady boys and had one last night!"

Nolan might be the innocent party here, Ravel has pulled a prank as a laugh but has backfired massively :think:
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Re: Ravel

Postby RM6 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:09 pm

kenthammer1984 wrote:
Could be anything - egging Nolan's car, burning his suit "for a laugh".


Neither of those things are funny and if he's done either he deserves to be picking his teeth up.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:10 pm

They were considered a riot at Plough Lane iirc...

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Re: Ravel

Postby libero on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:13 pm

pezza20 wrote:Probably doesn't help the fact he continues to be absent without leave from training sessions, three missed in two weeks apparently.


This post, if true, is the one that most concerns me on this thread.
And if it's not true it's also rather worrying that someone might be making it up :think:
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Re: Ravel

Postby Gummi on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:14 pm

Probably doesn't help the fact he continues to be absent without leave from training sessions, three missed in two weeks apparently.
Source?


Gummi, I think you would be silly to doubt Pezza on this one.
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Re: Ravel

Postby kenthammer1984 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:14 pm

RM6 wrote:Could be anything - egging Nolan's car, burning his suit "for a laugh".


Neither of those things are funny and if he's done either he deserves to be picking his teeth up.[/quote]

not saying they are, but to a 19year old kid, playing the "big i am", playing up and trying to show off, who better to prank than the captain?
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Re: Ravel

Postby RM6 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:28 pm

kenthammer1984 wrote:not saying they are, but to a 19year old kid, playing the "big i am", playing up and trying to show off, who better to prank than the captain?


Well given that he's meant to be the next big thing but at the age of 19 has about 30 minutes of playing time perhaps he should be spending his time trying to be half as effective as Nolan on the pitch instead of acting the goat?

Unless of course we signed him to be a jester?
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Re: Ravel

Postby Hambrosia Stu on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:29 pm

bristolhammerfc wrote:As I understand it some joking "banter" that one of them took huge exception to.

I appreciate your attempts to enlighten us! :thup:

Must say that Ravel looks like one of those kids who finds it hard to smile
He hardly looks a laugh a minute, looks like he takes himself way too seriously, whereas our captain comes across as being always up for a laugh

If one them had a massive sense of humour failure as a result of some banter....well, I know which one my money would be on!

Sad really, if he's started burning bridges already....
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Re: Ravel

Postby Scratchy on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:33 pm

pezza20 wrote:Probably doesn't help the fact he continues to be absent without leave from training sessions, three missed in two weeks apparently.


Jesus Christ, assuming this is true then I think there isn't much hope for him. I genuinely believed signing for us would make him settle down. For all their faults, Fat Sam and Nolan are very good man managers, and if the kid is still playing the **** then I can't see his career ever taking off.
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Re: Ravel

Postby QuintonNimoy on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:36 pm

Who's taking the blame for this one then? Was it a Sullivan random signing or a Big Sam young nutter development project?
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Re: Ravel

Postby hammer1975 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:39 pm

Bristol :thup:

Carry on passing on info mate - it is appreciated by the majority IMO

Some can only dream of being close to behind doors workings at the club
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Re: Ravel

Postby hammer1975 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:44 pm

QuintonNimoy wrote:Who's taking the blame for this one then? Was it a Sullivan random signing or a Big Sam young nutter development project?


I may be wrong but I believe young David already took the credit for his one in his interview on his west ham til I die interview series

Obviously time for such a young player to turn it round but noises coming from two proven ITK's (certainly in my time on kumb) in Bristol and pezza it sounds like ravel needs to just put his head down and work hard. Sam's 2 or 3 public calls for ravel to take his time and work seem to tie in with these rumours too.

Sam seems to be a fan of the public pressure approach - calling out the strikers, Lansbury to produce England form for us and ravel comments at least twice to national newspapers
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Re: Ravel

Postby Duff on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:46 pm

Jesus Christ, assuming this is true then I think there isn't much hope for him. I genuinely believed signing for us would make him settle down. For all their faults, Fat Sam and Nolan are very good man managers, and if the kid is still playing the **** then I can't see his career ever taking off.


In all fairness though if playing for Man U under Fergie doesn't motivate you to settle down then there's little hope.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Doc H Ball on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:49 pm

What happened to the bus?

Aggravated vehicle taking and a ram raid...

See I8Chavs for refunds.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Cuenca 'ammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:05 pm

Maybe we should get a judge to order the little Scally to take him into his house and look out for him ??

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Re: Ravel

Postby Up the Junction on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:13 pm

Gummi wrote:Source?

Maybe his friend's cousin works for whufc.com?
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Re: Ravel

Postby the pink palermo on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:28 pm

If Ravel is missing training thats not acceptable .

I would be suprised if he is though bearing in mind the club send for him in a taxi and provide one to take him back to his hotel / flat .

If he has had dust up in training with the skipper - for the right reasons - well, that's good .Ravel is an attacking midfielder , and may see Nolan as blocking his path to matches .

It would be great to have a midfielder on the books who thinks they can score more than 1 in 3 games .
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Re: Ravel

Postby Paddy O'Hammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:39 pm

FFS just play the little bollix - nothing else works.
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