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Re: Ravel

Postby Chuck D on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:52 pm

the pink palermo wrote:If Ravel is missing training thats not acceptable .

I would be suprised if he is though bearing in mind the club send for him in a taxi and provide one to take him back to his hotel / flat .

If he has had dust up in training with the skipper - for the right reasons - well, that's good .Ravel is an attacking midfielder , and may see Nolan as blocking his path to matches .

It would be great to have a midfielder on the books who thinks they can score more than 1 in 3 games .


Er Pinky......would a bloke who is happy to threaten his old dear be worried about letting down a cabbie?
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Re: Ravel

Postby rare as rockinghorse shat on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:54 pm

You know what they say: 'Mother beaters have cabbies for breakfast' :|
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Re: Ravel

Postby the pink palermo on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:14 pm

Chuck D wrote:Er Pinky......would a bloke who is happy to threaten his old dear be worried about letting down a cabbie?
Possibly not , but if Ravel has SUCH a beligerant attitude to actually tell the Cabbie to get stuffed the club need to physically drag him out by the ear lobe ..

Ravel left training last Thursday at the normal time - about 45 minutes after Gary O'Neil , and after Taylor , Nobes, Collison .......if he has been missing sessions I would ecpect the club would have had him on double training / mopping the showers etc etc

I don't believe he has missed training twice .That's a story that would all over the back pages ..........and there's not been a sniff .

I do believe the bust up - but don't think it would have anything to do with a Manchester Vs Liverpool thing , more to do with a "I'm better than you , you Scouse fatty , and I'll have that shirt soon enough" .
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Re: Ravel

Postby Chuck D on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:16 pm

the pink palermo wrote:
Ravel left training last Thursday at the normal time - about 45 minutes after Gary O'Neil , and after Taylor , Nobes, Collison .......if he has been missing sessions I would ecpect the club would have had him on double training / mopping the showers etc etc



So we know he was in detention?
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Re: Ravel

Postby smuts on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:22 pm

Probably stayed behind to smear deep heat in Nolans jockstrap.......
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Re: Ravel

Postby the pink palermo on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:27 pm

Chuck D wrote:So we know he was in detention?


No Chuck, that's my point - he left only 45 minutes after the first departee .......quite normal I'd say .

Had he been in dentention , he wouldn't have been training with the big boys .......he would have been on the naughty step .

We have a player that will attract rumour, innuendo and is a front page waiting to happen .Missing training once ? Sure it's possible - George Mac used to be last for training at Leeds ( so we got told) , - but twice in a couple of weeks ? When the club are doing the wheels , I doubt it .

I'd play him against Peterborough .
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Re: Ravel

Postby GaryP on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:33 pm

bristolhammerfc wrote:I deliberately posted in this thread to avoid it implying that Nolan was the aggressor. It seems our young prodigy wants to fight the world


People will always make their own conclusions. I am interested in your (and others with a proven record) little bits of info. Just don't see the need as to why others need to make a big deal out of it if they don't like or agree with it.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Chuck D on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:34 pm

smuts wrote:Probably stayed behind to smear deep heat in Nolans jockstrap.......


That hurts, f'sure.
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Re: Ravel

Postby LeonRivers on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:10 pm

hammerjohn wrote:Man U wanted him gone, talented or not .. they wanted to be rid of him.
And we signed him ... Ho Hum !! It's the West Ham way I suppose.

It's also the Real Madrid way, the Lazio way and the Chelsea way, to name but three.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Gummi on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:25 pm

£15,000 a week. Potentially rising to £45,00 a week.

£3,000 per training session. And you don't show up? Oh my..
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Re: Ravel

Postby Biglee92 on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:36 pm

Gummi wrote:£15,000 a week. Potentially rising to £45,00 a week.

£3,000 per training session. And you don't show up? Oh my..


madness and his my age , prick.
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Re: Ravel

Postby D C on Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:12 pm

kenthammer1984 wrote:Maybe it was something like Ravel playing a practical joke on Nolan, and Nolan being the captain of the team took offence and didn't like what he saw?

Could be anything - egging Nolan's car, burning his suit "for a laugh", changing Nolan's facebook status via his phone to "i love lady boys and had one last night!"

Nolan might be the innocent party here, Ravel has pulled a prank as a laugh but has backfired massively


Obviously this could be true. But my guess would be Nolan trying to engage in some 'Banter' and Morrison not being amused in the slightest. Like a builder taking the piss out of the current generation of apprentices and them just going into one. :lol:

Anyway, has BristolHammer say he skipped training? If he didnt I dont believe it.
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Re: Ravel

Postby bristolhammerfc on Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:55 pm

DC you are spot on. I have no info on him missing training, but Pezza is usually good with his info.

Everything else you have put is on he money
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Re: Ravel

Postby Denbighammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:19 pm

Gummi wrote:£15,000 a week. Potentially rising to £45,00 a week.

£3,000 per training session. And you don't show up? Oh my..


Any more conclusions you want to jump to?
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Re: Ravel

Postby Gummi on Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:21 pm

Denbighammer wrote:Any more conclusions you want to jump to?


Loan to Dagenham and Redbridge next season.

Or Colchester. Not sure atm.
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Re: Ravel

Postby EvilC on Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:46 pm

Up the Junction wrote:Maybe his friend's cousin works for whufc.com?


Bahaha - Gummi's identity revealed.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Scratchy on Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:43 pm

Maybe it's because im fairly pissed right now but he is one of my favourite geezers. Do one noles! #teamravel 8-)
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Re: Ravel

Postby CentenaryUpperHammer on Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:06 am

Gummi wrote:Loan to Dagenham and Redbridge next season.

Or Colchester. Not sure atm.



If it's true and he doesn't turn up for training with us, why would he turn up to train with them? :lol: We all knew he was a handful yet people are now crying because he's doing what he has always done at Man United. The bloke is in a very privileged position yet he is choosing to **** it up. What can we do about it? Nothing. He may be a decent player but if he hasn't got the right attitude then he shouldn't be wearing the shirt. We've had enough ****ers over the last couple of seasons.
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Re: Ravel

Postby Yea Why Not on Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:12 am

This is no doubt all our captain's fault
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Re: Ravel

Postby TurnbullHammer on Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:24 am

Take it there isn't much chance of seeing him in action anytime soon?
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