The continuing adventures of David Gold's Twitter account

[The man from T]

I deleted David Gold.

It was getting on my tits. Not so much him, but every f*cking nitwit asking him questions every 5 mins.

"My wife has 1 arm and is running a marathon with a chimp can you retweet?"

Sums it up perfectly.

[Aceface]

RARS

[DICAN10]

"Mr Gold my friend @PKelly_66 is gay & is wondering do you welcome gay fans to Upton Park, he is keen to buy a season ticket."

seriously now how many ****wits are there in this world?

[davids cross]

The tweets to Gold are confirmation to me that about 99% of twitterers are ****ing idiots.

last.caress is the 1%.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

The tweets to Gold are confirmation to me that about 99% of twitterers are ****ing idiots.

last.caress is the 1%.

I take it you're talking in bodymass and not members?

[Yea Why Not]

" My brother caught an STD whilst out in Poland. Please retweet for support"

[Sweeney Bod]

The tweets to Gold are confirmation to me that about 99% of twitterers are ****ing idiots.

last.caress is the 1%.

I often wonder how these dribbling imbeciles manage to turn on their computer.

You Tube

Concept - a great way for the world to share interesting, and amusing videos

Reality - Videos of cats that look like Jesus leading to endless racial slurs

Facebook

Concept- A medium for friends and like minded individuals to connect and communicate

Reality - Attention whores sharing "deep and meaningful" jpegs highlighting how tough they are in overcoming adversity.

Twitter

Concept - A means for people to share thoughts and feelings in brief sound bites

Reality - Endless amount of morons posting inane **** to anyone that has a hint of celebrity, just so their pathetic lives are validated when the stand in dustman from an episode of Eastenders retweets them.

Kumb

Concept - A forum for West Ham fans to discuss everything about the club

Reality - Carnage each match thread leading to keyboard warriors having a cyber fit

[last.caress]

99% of twitterers are ****ing idiots. last.caress is the 1%.

Aww, bless you. Although, I AM definitely a ****ing idiot. Sometimes when I'm in the bath, I pretend that my knob is a combination joystick/fire button, and I pretend I'm sat in the cockpit of an X-Wing fighter, about to blow the Death Star up. "PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! Stay on target! PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! Stay on target!!"

I am forty years old.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Told ya... Porkins ^^

[Hambrosia Stu]

The tweets to Gold are confirmation to me that about 99% of twitterers are ****ing idiots.

last.caress is the 1%.

As if confirmation was needed...

Mind you, you could probably replace the word twitterers with the word people and be almost as accurate

[Paddy O'Hammer]

, and I pretend I'm sat in the cockpit of an X-Wing fighter, about to blow the Death Star up. "PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! Stay on target! PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! Stay on target!!"

I am forty years old.

With my massive knob - Im piloting that Death star - phhhhhwwwuuuummmmmppphh!!

[Clacton-ammer]

I guess that leaves me as R2 D2

[Metal Hammer]

I guess that leaves me as R2 D2

More like Princess Leia

[psychoscoredthelot]

I guess that leaves me as R2 D2

hung like an ewok?

[Italian Hammer]

but thinks he is a storm trooper?

[kayahammer]

The past tense of 'tweet' is 'twat'.

If someone 'tweets' then they get 'twatted' serves 'em right really

[claretcloggy]

are we all having a star wars orgy in the green room?

[Aceface]

I think they're getting worse - people using David Gold in place of Google

@kitchDRFC96: "hi i'm a doncaster fan Is freddie piquionne still a west ham player? I'm a big fan of his” Yes he is. DG

@jack_richo101: "Is the deal compleated with jaskalinen?” Yes. All done. DG (this was posted yesterday, not last week. There's official announcements on the OS and photos of him training in bloody Austria...)

[taffhammer]

There's some fit little sec sat next to him in the back of his limo reading out all these tweets and typing the replies while his ice rattles in his cut glass tumbler.Respect to mr Gold.

[Sweeney Bod]

There's some fit little sec sat next to him in the back of his limo reading out all these tweets and typing the replies while his ice rattles in his cut glass tumbler.Respect to mr Gold.

If that is the case, she must have huge breasty dumplings as she can't spell for ****