Lawro at it again !

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He's a very naughty boy.
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Ingwe wrote:Yes, I get the joke-it's just that some of the "jokes" are so homophobic or sexist, that say more about the poster than the obnoxious thatch-haired moron. I'm not his mum, and Czech Hammer, are you offering the manly hug and back slap or are you just flirting with me? :eh:
Both. Leaning towards the latter.

Mark Lawrenson is a splatch cocked,whittle faced munny funster
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SoulCircus wrote:Lawro has never predicted Hull to win this season. Until now...

What a Roger Hunt.
Unfortunately got this one right. :fsake:
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Arse 2 -Hammers 1

BUT, get this from our thatch topped snot gobbler:-

West Ham have problems of their own, though, and I am sick of hearing about what their owners think about it.

They don't have to apologise on social media every time the Hammers lose, but it is like they cannot stay off it.

Why not just let the manager explain if the team are beaten, and back the manager? Instead, Slaven Bilic's future seems to be a topic of discussion every week.

I am going for an Arsenal win on Wednesday, and if I am right we will probably hear a lot more about whether Bilic is being sacked - or not - this week.


I've always respected Lawros opinion :P
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He's being kind there. The obvious prediction is a comfortable 2-0 or a rout. I guess their defence is so poor that we might get something but I'd be delighted if we keep the difference down to just one.
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Got to say that in this instance I totally agree with him.
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He's predicted us to win. You know the desiccated spunkbubble has done it deliberately.
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Sunderland v West Ham

West Ham got the win they needed against Swansea last week and they are one of several sides who have got 36 points, and look like they are safe.
Huge win for Hammers - Bilic

Sunderland are obviously in a completely different situation at the bottom of the table, 10 points from safety.

I actually think the Black Cats will win this game, because they are at home and it is basically the last throw of the dice.

It is like a cup final for Sunderland because they have to win it. Like I have said before, though, they don't just need one victory to save themselves now, they need three or four.

Lawro's prediction: 2-1

Sting & Joe's prediction: 1-1


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Robbie wrote:
Lawro's prediction: 2-1

Sting & Joe's prediction: 1-1


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Leave Sting out of it :)
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Sorry mate :thup:
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The front bottom pork sword bum cigar swine.
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Y'know, I've always had grudging soft spot for Sting, because I think I bear a striking resemblance to him. That aside, I've always thought he was a total Lawro, and this proves it. King Canut.
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The filfy rotter
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Mark Lawrenson & Gordon Sumner? Who's up next week? Paul Hewson?
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See You Next Tuesday Lawro. I am so glad I do not have a TV licence that helps pay this clown's wages.
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Agree with him this time! This has home win written all over it with JD scoring!!! :lol:
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well i suppose you have to hand it to mr piss flaps, despite our protestations, this season he was nearly right.
+/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO'S TABLE AND ACTUAL POSITION
POS TEAM P W D L PTS +/-
=1 Chelsea 38 29 5 4 92 0
=1 Liverpool 38 27 11 0 92 +3
3 Man City 38 27 9 2 90 0
4 Arsenal 38 25 11 2 86 +1
5 Tottenham 38 25 10 3 85 -3
6 Man Utd 38 22 13 3 79 0
7 Leicester 38 22 6 10 72 +5
8 Everton 38 10 18 10 48 -1
9 Crystal Palace 38 11 14 13 47 +5
10 Stoke 38 11 12 15 45 +3
11 West Brom 38 11 11 16 44 -1
12 West Ham 38 9 10 19 37 -1
13 Bournemouth 38 8 11 19 35 -4
14 Sunderland 38 8 10 20 34 +6
15 Burnley 38 6 14 18 32 +1
=16 Southampton 38 6 9 23 27 -8
=16 Swansea 38 6 9 23 27 -1
=16 Watford 38 7 6 25 27 +1
19 Middlesbrough 38 4 9 25 21 0
20 Hull 38 4 5 29 17 -2
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Still predicted us to get seven points fewer than what we ended up with.

In terms of points, here's what Lawro has predicted for us in the last six seasons:
2012/13: Predicted 38 (13th), actual 46 (10th)
2013/14: Predicted 35 (17th), actual 40 (13th)
2014/15: Predicted 44 (10th), actual 47 (12th)
2015/16: Predicted 32 (18th), actual 62 (7th)
2016/17: Predicted 38 (12th), actual 45 (11th)

So every time he has predicted us to get fewer points than we actually ended up with. He doesn't fancy us much does he?
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