Javier Hernandez Signs

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psychoscoredthelot wrote:When we find ourselves in times of trouble
Bobby Moore looks down on me
Scoring goals for West Ham Little pea
Little pea little pea little pea
Oh little pea
Scoring goals for West Ham
Little pea
I'm going to alter this a little because I'm not a massive fan of the Bobby Moore line. Feels kind of shoehorned in...

How about:

When we find ourselves in times of trouble
Javier, we look to thee
Score a goal for West Ham, Little Pea
Little Pea, Little Pea, Little Pea
Ohhh Little Pea
Score a goal for West Ham, Little Pea.
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Not sure if this has been put in here already, or if anyone really cares, but apparently he wants the number 7 - http://fennecfootball.com/2017/07/22/ex ... -west-ham/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Can't imagine he'll feature this weekend. Doesn't join up with the team in training until Thursday afternoon. Has been in Paris sorting out work permit (according to a journo out with the team in Germany).
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Bury Me @ The Boleyn wrote:
I'm going to alter this a little because I'm not a massive fan of the Bobby Moore line. Feels kind of shoehorned in...

How about:

When we find ourselves in times of trouble
Javier, we look to thee
Score a goal for West Ham, Little Pea
Little Pea, Little Pea, Little Pea
Ohhh Little Pea
Score a goal for West Ham, Little Pea.

Sorry but u cant have a football chant containing the word 'thee' :lol:
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The let it be song doesn't work for me, it will sound like too much of a dirge as people mumble the wrong words. Needs something livelier possibly with a Latin feel.
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At least when he shoots it won't go out for a throw in! :lol:
Welcome new brother of cross irons may your future be bright and full of goals to make us sing!
Just a couple more solid signings and and a few new bubble machines and the first game at home will look proper! COYI! Come we grow!!!
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YorksHammer wrote:Not sure if this has been put in here already, or if anyone really cares, but apparently he wants the number 7 - http://fennecfootball.com/2017/07/22/ex ... -west-ham/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
To be taken with a pinch of salt imho.
Algerian-run website pushing the agenda for Feghouli joining a "big Turkish club".
Full of spelling mistakes, think they're just regular football fans guessing around...

Doesn't mean he won't end up with the number 7, though :D
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hope we sign another striker soon or hernandez will be knackered playing every game on his own up front.

we can partner him with ayew up top but he is not a proper striker although he links play well.

will we be 442,4411 or 352 ?
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According to ExWHU, Obiang will move to 4, Hernandez 14, with Arnie taking 7 if Feghouli leaves. 17 if not.
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Missing a trick not announcing Hernandez number. Big plug on the front of the official site to buy his shirt but still no number. Who is going to buy one ?
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GaryP wrote:Missing a trick not announcing Hernandez number. Big plug on the front of the official site to buy his shirt but still no number. Who is going to buy one ?
Exactly my thoughts, cash in whilst the excitement is there is one of the 1st rules of marketing!
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E7Iron wrote:
Exactly my thoughts, cash in whilst the excitement is there is one of the 1st rules of marketing!
Given our owner's line of business they already do that. :)
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He's now finally with the team at the hotel.
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HammerMan2004 wrote:He's now finally with the team at the hotel.
I hope he stays out of Carroll's room.
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Carroll's not there mate.
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Has this bloke not scored yet?
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Rocketron wrote:Carroll's not there mate.
In Ibiza getting wankered still?
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Great interview on sky sports news there, sounds like a lovely bloke. :crest:
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Bury Me @ The Boleyn wrote: In Ibiza getting wankered still?

Rush Green
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Patito wrote:Rush Green getting wankered still
:wink:
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