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Wonder if he will achieve the title of 'Greatest ever Mexican to play for West Ham' - a title currently held by Franco (remember his sublime goal against Wolves - the only bright spot on a miserable evening.
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We have a song..

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Surprised no one has made up a song to the tune of Macarena.
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Please stay fit...

It's gonna go massive tits up if he is injured for any length of time.

I'm telling yer......massive tits up... :D
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Gray will score plenty in his absence, don't you worry.

For Wolves.
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Burnley Hammer wrote:Gray will score plenty in his absence, don't you worry.

For Wolves.
"Wolves will not follow up their interest in West Ham target Andre Gray, due to his high price-tag. (via @BBCSport)"

We shall see... still think it's very likely though.

Won't be sold on "Sakho is fit again, he's like a new addition to the squad!".
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Number 17, it seems.

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Should've save that....
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Big boots to fill with that number 17 :)

Benni McCarthy
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Do we think he will start at OT.20 mins today ,maybe a half on Friday,might be ok for 60 mins at OT ?
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bubbles500 wrote:Do we think he will start at OT.20 mins today ,maybe a half on Friday,might be ok for 60 mins at OT ?
How come he is not ready for 90 minutes, surely he was training with his old club before he joined us.
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With his weaker left peg an all. It's why I'm most looking forward to seeing him play with his finishing. Genuine world class ability, enjoy every second you watch him play as it'll be a master class when he plays in the League for real.
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I know it was against a lower class team yesterday in Altona 93, but you could see in those few minutes he played the class he will bring to the team. His movement and skill to latch onto a pass and create a chance for himself was very impressive IMO. Can´t wait to see more of him.
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Pinky (or anyone else, only if he declines)

BMF bet

£10 that Hernandez scores 5 goals in his first 10 games?
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Pinky (or anyone else, only if he declines)

BMF bet

£10 that Hernandez scores 5 goals in his first 10 games?
All UK competitions - League cup , FA Cup and PL ?

Bet accepted .
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DDHammer wrote:Big boots to fill with that number 17 :)

Benni McCarthy
Joey O'Brien
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In Benni Mac's case it's big shorts to fill.
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Pinky (or anyone else, only if he declines)

BMF bet

£10 that Hernandez scores 5 goals in his first 10 games?
the pink palermo wrote:All UK competitions - League cup , FA Cup and PL ?

Bet accepted .
:thup:
Yep, Hernandez to score 5 goals in his first 10 games in all domestic competitions. League, League Cup, FA Cup.

(Let's hope he's played 10 before the FA Cup comes round!)
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Colours never run wrote:With his weaker left peg an all. It's why I'm most looking forward to seeing him play with his finishing. Genuine world class ability, enjoy every second you watch him play as it'll be a master class when he plays in the League for real.
Yep. I'm having to pinch myself seeing him wearing our shirt. I still can't quite believe it. Thank you Jesus. I think he'll score at Old Trafford.....maybe 2. I'm getting carried away aren't I? :raver:
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