Damn right. If you only knew how much I'd spent on that damn car already.hammerdivone wrote:Hang on, you spend £450 on a vicious cat and moan about £10 on a battery
Little things that irritate you
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:lol:Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: boom alarm goes off and it’s blaring all the way to the vets like a ****ing cat ambulance.
If I ever see the cat that left the runny dump on my door step this morning it's going to need one of these with my size 10 up it's jacksie.
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Foxes, mate. Bastards are well into the "****ting on your doorstep" season.stuboy wrote:If I ever see the cat that left the runny dump on my door step this morning it's going to need one of these with my size 10 up it's jacksie.
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Nah, the foxes leave their black tar like parcels in the side alley next to the house and the garden. (along with a severed cats head the other weekend). Seems the moggies have free run of the street and front gardens on my streets 'turf wars.
This was definitely cat shat, I’ve seen my fair share at my last place - the next door neighbour had four cats that just LOVED to use my garden every day and now the new place we’ve been in since July seems just as bad, only with the foxes added in as a Brucie bonus.
This was definitely cat shat, I’ve seen my fair share at my last place - the next door neighbour had four cats that just LOVED to use my garden every day and now the new place we’ve been in since July seems just as bad, only with the foxes added in as a Brucie bonus.
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I'll just go get the empty butter tub that I keep around the place.claretandblue82 wrote:[
Easy way to get a cat into something is to place it with it's backside to the entrance then use an empty butter tub and place in over its head. It will always walk backwards as it wants the thing off, therefore going in the carrier with no fuss! Just take off the butter tub once its in though!
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Parsnips are awesome. Probably the best veg, especially when roasted properly. This time of year they're at their best.
People that say they don't like them are probably the same people that put ketchup on their roast dinners.
People that say they don't like them are probably the same people that put ketchup on their roast dinners.
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Now that is another filthy habit that really pisses me off. Wrong on every levelsendô wrote: People that say they don't like them are probably the same people that put ketchup on their roast dinners.
On the subject of veg, I cant think of any I don't like. (Except Gent's veg before anyone says it)
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You're confusing parsnips with swede.hammerdivone wrote:Parsnips are the vegetable of the devil.
Anyone who likes them must be a child of the devil
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By the constant negativity around West Ham. I'm not talking about the fans and our opinions. I mean lurching from one disaster to the next and the constant false dawns that give us hope. Surely we deserve more than one good season every ten years. Even with a mediocre season there is some kind of farce playing out in the background (like Payet last season).
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I've always felt that the paucity of silverware in our cabinet makes the prospect of adding to it all the more sweet. What's an FA Cup win to fans of the Sky 6? Plenty would consider it the bare minimum. Most of us would consider it one of the greatest events in our lives.EastBrisHammer wrote:By the constant negativity around West Ham. I'm not talking about the fans and our opinions. I mean lurching from one disaster to the next and the constant false dawns that give us hope. Surely we deserve more than one good season every ten years. Even with a mediocre season there is some kind of farce playing out in the background (like Payet last season).
That said, I am f*cking bored of waiting. Moyes, I'll donate you my eyebrows if you get us another Cup win.
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Going to need a complete change from the top down for that to happen. Need the cheapskate spivs who own/ run the club gone.EastBrisHammer wrote:By the constant negativity around West Ham. I'm not talking about the fans and our opinions. I mean lurching from one disaster to the next and the constant false dawns that give us hope. Surely we deserve more than one good season every ten years. Even with a mediocre season there is some kind of farce playing out in the background (like Payet last season).
Remember the enthusiasm generated by the Icelandics? Well we need new owners who will give that sort of kick start to things but NOT to go bust a little while down the line!
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Nope, never have done, never willsendô wrote:People that say they don't like them are probably the same people that put ketchup on their roast dinners.
Nope, I like swede especially mashed with carrot and lots of butter and black pepperHammer.CA wrote:You're confusing parsnips with swede.
You parsnip lovers are all wrong'uns
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Only West Ham could get a billionaire owner with no money. We are still feeling the affects 10 years on.ironsonthebrain wrote: Going to need a complete change from the top down for that to happen. Need the cheapskate spivs who own/ run the club gone.
Remember the enthusiasm generated by the Icelandics? Well we need new owners who will give that sort of kick start to things but NOT to go bust a little while down the line!
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Out walking the dog before heading off to bed tonight, but about 50 yards from the house I found a Timberland shoe box with two abandoned kittens in there. They're now spending the night in the kitchen until the local shelter opens up in the morning.
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Straight in the river with them mate.Whitters wrote:Out walking the dog before heading off to bed tonight, but about 50 yards from the house I found a Timberland shoe box with two abandoned kittens in there. They're now spending the night in the kitchen until the local shelter opens up in the morning.
Dirty c**** will only be tearing open rubbish bags and ****ting on my plants in the summer.
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I don't know too much about cats re: size and age, but they're not tiny kittens, I'd say about half to two thirds adult size. They seem pretty healthy and are friendly now that they're used to us and are less scared.Polaroid wrote:^^^
Good man Whitters
BTW, what size are they?
Anyway, the good news is that close friends are going to adopt the pair of them, so they're thrilled as they were looking to buy a cat or two, and I'm happy that they're going as a pair to a good home just down the road from us, so we get to see them grow up too.