Andy Carroll

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Re: Andy Carroll

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All huff and puff and elbows !

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Very nearly had an assist for Lanzini, who should have scored, not his fault they we can't defend or pass.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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was meant to be at the Basildon store today, promised my boy we'd pop over there and see him....

now a no show and been replaced by Ogbonna and Martinez.

Injured again?
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Isn’t his Mrs due to drop another sprog?
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Probably too hungover.
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sharphammer wrote:was meant to be at the Basildon store today, promised my boy we'd pop over there and see him....

now a no show and been replaced by Ogbonna and Martinez.

Injured again?
He saw people leaving before he got there, got the hump and turned round and went home, who can blame him? :wink:
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Re: Andy Carroll

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He's headed too many balls.
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Was taking delivery of a new motor c/o Marlon Harewood if Instagram is a reliable source
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Every time this thread gets anywhere near the top I bet the vast majority on here think he's picked up another 'short-term' injury that actually lasts for months on end. I do anyway.
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My reaction was "What's he done now?"
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Been a bit of a **** appears to be the answer.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Unfortunately as much as I want to believe that it will all come good for AC I think the guy is spent, Through all his knocks and come backs he would come back rusty but would still be a dominant force in the air. So far this year this hasn't been the case. I think the guy has lost that spring hence the excessive elbow use now. I really hope I'm wrong but I think his latest injury has taken away his greatest strength
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Re: Andy Carroll

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sharphammer wrote:was meant to be at the Basildon store today, promised my boy we'd pop over there and see him....

now a no show and been replaced by Ogbonna and Martinez.
result!
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Mega Ron wrote:Been a bit of a **** appears to be the answer.
I believe his missus has gone into hospital today, so may be a little harsh on this occasion.

Does make you wonder why the club/AC thought it was a sensible idea on his missus due date?
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Re: Andy Carroll

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danm79 wrote:
Does make you wonder why the club/AC thought it was a sensible idea on his missus due date?
A typical Essex girl...Basildon Hospital is her friend..
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Re: Andy Carroll

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somerset-hammer wrote:He's headed too many balls.
Probably went to the stadium store in E13.
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Just become a Dad again...

Baby's name is Wolf Nine...

No! I'm not joking. :shock:
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Pob! wrote:
Baby's name is Wolf Nine...

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Pob! wrote:Just become a Dad again...

Baby's name is Wolf Nine...

No! I'm not joking. :shock:

So he did have a legit reason for not attending a Club store, not because of a lazy stereotype. Horrendous choice of name though. Poor little Wolfie will be joining the Tooting revolution not before long. Good health to them all!
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Pob! wrote:Just become a Dad again...

Baby's name is Wolf Nine...

No! I'm not joking. :shock:
Poor ****......Having a stupid name and Carroll as a father.
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