Little things that irritate you

[Czech Hammer]

The fact that touch screen phones react to raindrops

[Mega Ron]

Start > PC Settings > System > Multitasking

will show you all the snap options and allow you to disable any you don't like.

Thanks JBB that appears to have worked.

Dannotdan is right about my setup though.

[DasNutNock]

Feel free to email the CEO of Citrix and ask him to fix his f*cking products.

[WHU_Del]

It's not always possible to move someone. It'll depend on what their condition is, for a start.

It is first thing we tell people and do ourselves is get them off the train, even if that means dragging them onto the platform by their ankles.

I've never seen it happen at any station I've worked at.
What if they're unconscious? In the recovery position?

[Hammers Dad]

It's not always possible to move someone. It'll depend on what their condition is, for a start.

It is first thing we tell people and do ourselves is get them off the train, even if that means dragging them onto the platform by their ankles.

I've never seen it happen at any station I've worked at.
What if they're unconscious? In the recovery position?

Get a third person to help....?

[Hammer Laffers]

What if they're unconscious? In the recovery position?

It means it won't hurt when we drag them off the train as soon as we arrive

[FreeWheeling]

Feel free to email the CEO of Citrix and ask him to fix his f*cking products.

Or do all of IT a favor and put a round through his own head

[warp]

people that try to get in a public toilet, see the door is locked, and then proceed to knock.
yes, it's close cos somebody's in, you knob, and it won't make me disappear (nor hurry).

[Barking Boy]

Parsnips are the vegetable of the devil.

Anyone who likes them must be a child of the devil

I'm with you on this one, bloody awful things. Partner and daughter bloody love them!

[westham,eggyandchips]

people that try to get in a public toilet, see the door is locked, and then proceed to knock.
yes, it's close cos somebody's in, you knob, and it won't make me disappear (nor hurry).

People might just want to see you having a poo?

[hammerdivone]

Banks. Never needed anything much from mine over the years, been with Santander over 20 years, have a mortgage with them as well.

Now when I need some short term help with the business as cashflow is difficult (but with a resolution within 3 weeks) will they help, will they f***! Basically until things go completely tits up they're not interested.

"Here to help your business prosper" my arse!

[DasNutNock]

I went into our high street Lloyds today to withdraw some dough, only to discover that they've replaced the counters with 4 ATMs and a couple iPads that link back to their website. There's one staff there, and I told her I needed £1500 cash, to which she replied I could only take a max of £1k out, unless I went to another branch where there's still a counter.

WTF? Why even have the branch then? Move the cash machine outside and close it completely - don't act like you're still providing some sort of high street service.

[EvilC]

I'm sorry to hear that HDO. I hope things resolve themselves and that you manage to get through this.

Good luck.

[S-H]

Now when I need some short term help with the business as cashflow is difficult (but with a resolution within 3 weeks) will they help, will they ****! Basically until things go completely tits up they're not interested.

Was in a similar position a few months ago, a company going bust on us plus cash flow, Bank couldn't have been less helpful.

[southbrishammer]

Crap slogans.

On my way to work, I go past an office which has this painted on the wall in big letters (presumably to try to motivate the staff):

IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHANGE, YOU'LL LIKE IRRELEVANCE EVEN LESS

Yes, I understand what it means, but it's stating the bleedin' obvious in a completely ham-handed way.

[FreeWheeling]

Seeing Gerry Adams trending on twitter only to find out he has stood down as Sinn Féin leader instead of pushing up the daisies

[sendô]

The term "Millenials".

[chigwells finest]

The term "Millenials".

what does that mean ?

[S-H]

Mistiming a handshake

Oh the shame..

[chigwells finest]

my kitchen tap, which spurts water out as if it was attached to a fire engine splaying water everywhere