Little things that irritate you

[warp]

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i'm not really against "nom nom" for memes and such, but every it time i've heard it it strictly came from twats now that i think of it

[djclipz]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Jesus Christ are we really gonna get 'no news' about them every week. Oh he might of proposed... ooh wedding next year in May, June, July

[Tenbury]

Whenever it is , let's hope it's not a fancy-dress do...........

[claretandblue82]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Jesus Christ are we really gonna get 'no news' about them every week. Oh he might of proposed... ooh wedding next year in May, June, July

Can black people get ginger hair? I was just thinking what their baby would look like. A ginger afro! Poor thing!

[Upminster Hammer]

What the F*** are you on about?

[White Goodman]

What the F*** are you on about?

I would imagine he's making a joke (albeit a rubbish one ) about the fact that Markle is half afro-american

[fmgod]

Just seen a full on five eastern europeans vs one black bloke fight on the train, other something to do with "don't touch me" ffs, to be fair to the five they just restrained him as they could of could holy hell out of him, the one that had him in a rear chokehold obviously knew what he was doing. Stupid women going please help out loud, yeah great I'll just walk into a six man fight as I'm a "bloke", didn't want equality there did you.

[ooh look who it is]

People that duck through doors as they are closing rather than looking and holding it for the person behind.

Zip getting stuck on your coat thus meaning you have to lift it over your head like a kagoul thingy.

[AnthraxDave]

Paddy Power advert with the guy in the Wheelchair. Also, adverts where they use some droning woman to sing a classic song in a low tempo.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Also, adverts where they use some droning woman to sing a classic song in a low tempo.

My missus is pretty placid but makes no bones about wanting to physically hurt the bird off that ad that sings "heads and shoulders knees and toes".

[WHU_Del]

Sinus infection, or more specifically the toothache that comes with it.
I found this and tried it:

A quick check to identify a sinus toothache is to jump on your feet. If there is a sinus infection, the sudden movement of fluid in the maxillary cavity will cause a throbbing pain in one or more upper teeth.

A throbbing pain? IT WAS F'ING AGONY!!!

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

To be fair, if they'd accurately described the pain you wouldn't have jumped and would be none the wiser

[bondsbootlaces]

Relationship ending and the way it’s now messing with my brain.

[DasNutNock]

Relationship ending and the way it’s now messing with my brain.

Doesn't sound like a "little thing", holmes. Get some rest, you'll find your equilibrium soon enough.

[FreeWheeling]

Zip getting stuck on your coat thus meaning you have to lift it over your head like a kagoul thingy.

You are Arsene Wenger and I claim my five pounds

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

"Certainly sir. We'll look into it and call you back"

Tumbleweed....

More tumbleweed...

Passing of the seasons...

[westham,eggyandchips]

"Certainly sir. We'll look into it and call you back"

Cock rot again?

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Yep. You might mention it to your mum

[Dover KUMB fan]

The press 'knocking one out' over Prince Harry getting engaged.
No-one cares!!!!

[fmgod]

And loads of females acting gutted, yeah as if you had a chance...