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Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.
Dover KUMB fan wrote:Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.
VW do that, too. Highly annoying. That said, you probably ought to replace your blades if you're still getting smears.
Dover KUMB fan wrote:Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.
I get this on mine too! First couple of swipes it's fine then it is like they are saying 'look how clean your windscreen is, well f*** you' and proceeds to wipe it's **** back over! b*stard!
Lorry drivers that insist of overtaking other lorry drivers, and proceed to block the dual carriage way, as the driver being overtaken refuses to slow down and most probably speeds up a little, resulting in both lorries driving side by side for what seems like an eternity!
somerset-hammer wrote:Lorry drivers that insist of overtaking other lorry drivers, and proceed to block the dual carriage way, as the driver being overtaken refuses to slow down and most probably speeds up a little, resulting in both lorries driving side by side for what seems like an eternity!
Stay in your ****ing lane!
Elephant racing!!!
They do this on the A9. 24 miles of single carriageway then you reach a passing lane and they take 4 miles to get past.
somerset-hammer wrote:Lorry drivers that insist of overtaking other lorry drivers, and proceed to block the dual carriage way, as the driver being overtaken refuses to slow down and most probably speeds up a little, resulting in both lorries driving side by side for what seems like an eternity!
Stay in your ****ing lane!
The M11 North of Stansted, A12, A14 and A303 are particularly special for this game.
Same ol' c**** still sticking milk into a cup with the teabag in, leaving it in there for mins whilst letting the kettle boil. Heads in phone, distracted, kettle has boiled and been left for at least a couple of mins, then they pour not boiling water into cold teabag milk, barely pay it any attention, stir a few times, then lift teabag out without even straining precious flavour and walking away without even once contemplating the horror they've committed.
rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Don't worry mate, I had to try 3 or 4 jackets myself before I found one that didn't leave me looking like 3 linked sausages...
i'm 54 and its all going east and west for me , just dont have the willpower to control my eating .
Dover KUMB fan wrote:Ford windscreen wiper set up.
Every time you use a blast of screenwash the wipers go across twice, which leaves the windscreen nice & clear. After a couple of seconds when the screen is almost dry, it goes across AGAIN leaving a sh!tty smear across the screen. I must have used half my bloody reservoir of the stuff tthis morning.
My 14 year old Audi does that, it's very annoying.
Little trick that works on mine though, if you wait until the windscreen wiper has settled after the second "pass", flick the control to make it go up once again immediately and it won't go up a few seconds later.