The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Moderators: bristolhammerfc, sicknote, -DL-, Rio, Gnome, chalks, the pink palermo Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)To the tune of Love Plus One by Haircut 100:
Where do we go from here? Is it down to the park in fear? Nice try the ICF But bye bye bye bye bye ICF Hear the call Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) This is for our club Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) We won't be fobbed off Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) We're here out of love Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) Sing (Hammers) We march on.
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
West Ham has gone to town Over the death of an home called Boleyn We've all gone crazy Mourning all day and mourning all night Falling over ourselves to get all, of the misery right Oh what an exit! That's how to go! When they're ringing your curtain down Demand to be demolished like the Boleyn It's quite a sunset And good for the chairmen in a roundabout way We've made the front pages of all, the world's papers today But who is this Boleyn? Why all this howling hysterical sorrow? What kind of goddess has lived among us? How will we ever get by without her? She had her moments--she had some style The best show in town was the crowd Outside the Kens Cafe crying, "Our Boleyn" But that's all gone now As soon as the smoke from the funeral clears We're all gonna see and howl, she did nothing for years! You let down your people Sullivan You were supposed to have been the saviour That's all they wanted Not much to ask for But in the end you could not deliver
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)If we do get to march at some stage then may I suggest:
"Where's our famous ICF?"
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Apologies to any black sheep reading
Blah blah Brady you are full of bull Just like Goldie and the other tool One of you’s a b*stard Another's just a pain And not a single one of you has any shame!
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Has anyone combined “blue flag” with a certain product related to our owners’ other businesses
could change the third line to “you sold our soul, sold Upton Park” Simple and to the point if you could get everyone singing it at an away game...it probably is in poor taste and we’d likely get in trouble or fined for it, although then maybe the owners would have to pay that fine...might be even more effective than a march in that case, they’d either have to kick out everyone singing it (hopefully everyone), or fine the club Edit: just saw Yonni’s post...late to the punch here
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)This is very negative I’m afraid but if the David’s avoid investment again in summers window then I think this would be pretty good chant. No need to adapt the lyrics and just sing on repeat.
Everything Counts Depeche Mode The grabbing hands Grab all they can All for themselves after all The grabbing hands Grab all they can All for themselves after all
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
They are all ***** the owners are (in place of Everything counts in large amounts) ![]()
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)My old man said support Sullivan,
and I said **** off he's a ku..nt. I'd rather f...uck a bucket with a big hole in it, than let him stay for one more minute. Adapted from a Man Utd song I remember about city
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Manuel Pellegrini
To the tune of the INSPIRAL CARPETS classic - "This Is How It Feels":
This is PELLEGRINI! (His hair's grey!) This is PELLEGRINI! (Makes us happy, plays the West Ham Way!) "#
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)[quote="neathiron"][quote="danski78"]This is very negative I’m afraid but if the David’s avoid investment again in summers window then I think this would be pretty good chant. No need to adapt the lyrics and just sing on repeat.
Everything Counts Depeche Mode The grabbing hands Grab all they can The David’s are ***** after all The grabbing hands Grab all they can The David are ***** after all They are all ***** the owners are (in place of Everything counts in large amounts) :wink Did make an amendment to the last line of the chorus.. after all:)
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)If we haven't had enough of that September Song tune then here's one for the new boy.....
Oh Eh Oh Andriy Yarmolenko Oh Eh Oh He's better than Shevchenko Oh Eh Oh He's gonna score a goal today
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Let's go ****ing mental,
For Andriy Yarmolenko LA LA LA LA - LA LA LA LA
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
From the clip I saw I think he's a bit mental himself ![]()
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Funny you say that, I looked him up on Wikipedia earlier to see his goal scoring record and found the following passage which made for interesting reading: In a match in October 2015, Yarmolenko committed a dangerous challenge which almost broke Shakhtar Donetsk player Taras Stepanenko's leg. The two reconciled after the game and exchanged jerseys, but afterwards Yarmolenko threw Stepanenko's shirt on the ground while he thanked the Dynamo fans. In the Shakhtar–Dynamo derby in April 2016, after the former won 3–0, Stepanenko stepped in front of the Dynamo fans kissing his Shakhtar badge. In a brawl that escalated, Yarmolenko kicked Stepanenko to the ground.
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)First time writing a chant so feel free to change it.
Elvis - Blue Suede Shoes Its 1 for arnie 2 for chicho 3 for big andy Yar-ma-lenko But don't you, **** with the claret and blues You can do anything, but dont **** with my claret and blues
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Didn't we have something similar to this as well for Chelsea late 70s iirc??
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Andriy Yarmolenko
To the tune of the THE FOUR TOPS - "Loco In Acapulco": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U-5jxhSNDU
So we sing these songs, Yes West Ham's going Loco for Andriy Yarmolenko, The magic in his feet's so strong "# [REPEAT] ![]() Wouldn't it be awesome if we could get The Four Tops to perform it @ half-time on his home debut? Personal dream of mine.. ![]()
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Sadly there is only The One Top left now.... ![]()
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)This one to welcome our 2018 Summer Transfer Window newbies:
To the tune of the SNAP! - "Rhythm is a Dancer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHU2m785so4
Andriy's our wide-man answer, Wilshere's running everywhere Fredericks sprints like he's on crack, Got Diop at Centre-Back, Fabianski flies through the air! Ooohhhhh! Balbuena! Ooohhhhh! Pelligrini's in our prayers Ooohhhhh! This West Ham's magic, Ooohhhhh! Pelligrini's in our prayers "# Last edited by WestHamIFC on Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)Loving some of these
![]() Just a shame we never had t'internet and this thread back in the day as I would have loved to have suggested that we goaded our opponents about our mid-90s "hitman" with Heaven 17s classic... "Crushed by the goals of Iain Dowie Crushed by the goals of Iain Dowie Crushed by the goals of Iain Dowie Crushed by the goals, wooh, wooh" repeat infinitum ![]()
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