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Kludgehammer wrote:
Moaning about a guide dog? Stay classy , commuters
The ****ing thing did a s*** and wouldn't stop humping my leg.
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chigwells finest wrote: anybody found using any term made up of two words

' chillaxing ' being one of the terms used .
Twunt.
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DasNutNock wrote:I rather like the portmanteaus "funt" and "complunt".
Shunt is my favourite one of these
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Sharted is even better.
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Gunt
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a ****... The Gunt.
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My Greek wife announced to me today that she wants me to remember to celebrate the UK Mothers Day, the Greek one, AND the Swiss one. Why the hell aren't these unified somehow?

This is on top of:

- Wedding Anniversary
- Valentines Day
- Greek Name Day (like a second birthday)
- Birthday
- Christmas
- Greek Easter - a big deal and often different dates to Western Easter
- + random tokens of affection through the year, family birthdays/name days, etc.

Luckily we have moved on from the 'when we first met' anniversary (I hope)
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Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a ****... The Gunt.
Don't forget the male equivalent, sported by Essex hammers on Gogglebox each week:

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"The Gock".
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Whitters wrote:My Greek wife announced to me today that she wants me to remember to celebrate the UK Mothers Day, the Greek one, AND the Swiss one. Why the hell aren't these unified somehow?

This is on top of:

- Wedding Anniversary
- Valentines Day
- Greek Name Day (like a second birthday)
- Birthday
- Christmas
- Greek Easter - a big deal and often different dates to Western Easter
- + random tokens of affection through the year, family birthdays/name days, etc.

Luckily we have moved on from the 'when we first met' anniversary (I hope)
Fair's fair
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DasNutNock wrote:
"The Gock".
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Whitters wrote:My Greek wife announced to me today that she wants me to remember to celebrate the UK Mothers Day, the Greek one, AND the Swiss one. Why the hell aren't these unified somehow?

This is on top of:

- Wedding Anniversary
- Valentines Day
- Greek Name Day (like a second birthday)
- Birthday
- Christmas
- Greek Easter - a big deal and often different dates to Western Easter
- + random tokens of affection through the year, family birthdays/name days, etc.

Luckily we have moved on from the 'when we first met' anniversary (I hope)
This is the one that makes me smile, it's an utterly absurd concept
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potholes.....i can't drive anywhere without swerving left/right to avoid these, some of them are that deep i could walk to Australia, and the ones on motorway are a joke.
Serious accident waiting to happen
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Whitters wrote:My Greek wife....
That phrase has an entirely different meaning here in Brighton. Or maybe not. Fair play to you either way.
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A Difficunt; A f*cker you find difficult to deal with.
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:
Fair's fair
Can you buy a card for that at Clinton’s?
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You know they've got mothers day cards addressed to "grandma" and "wife" now too?
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Drivers who undertake on motorways when I am signalling left.
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West Ham rolling over AGAIN and England behind against The Frenchies with about 11 minutes to go.

Edit: England losing to the Frenchies!
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Race week in Cheltenham!

Can't do anything all week!

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People who bring babies into the office.
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sendô wrote:People who bring babies into the office.
You can add little kids to that list too. FFS - we're not interested in your money sapping little parasite. Take it somewhere else.
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