Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:15 am

Tenbury wrote:OK, what the **** is that?


Norwegian Forest Cat. They are ****ing HUGE believe me. They have a really nice gentle temperament but don't let that fool you. They hunt anything and are really good at climbing and ambushing things - oh and they shed a lot of hair.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkeybubbles on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:36 am

It's a Maine Coon. Really similar to a Norwegian, but even bigger. We've had a couple and they're very gentle and good company, despite looking like bruisers. They're almost like a dog, they'll follow you around and sit beside you for a stroke, and they like to play fetch. They do enjoy gifting you some mauled wildlife now and again though.

Since my first post, Mrs MB also bought Pedro's sister, which she's called LaFawnduh. This time next year we'll be ankle deep in cat fluff and mouse cadavers.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby woodgreenspur on Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:36 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:When he grows up, I'm the one that'll be petrified.

He's one of these......

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That is one good looking Moggy.
I like that
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:30 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:It's a Maine Coon. Really similar to a Norwegian, but even bigger. We've had a couple and they're very gentle and good company, despite looking like bruisers. They're almost like a dog, they'll follow you around and sit beside you for a stroke, and they like to play fetch. They do enjoy gifting you some mauled wildlife now and again though.

Since my first post, Mrs MB also bought Pedro's sister, which she's called LaFawnduh. This time next year we'll be ankle deep in cat fluff and mouse cadavers.


Ah - yes, very similar looking cats but I believe the Maine Coon is even bigger than the Forest Cat. Excellent choice sir - good job you got a black one, the ex had three white Rag Dolls and my wardrobe consists of mostly black clothes. You can guess the outcome - hair all over the place.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Clacton-ammer on Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:07 pm

That is one big ****ing house cat
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:28 pm

My ginger tom could have that big fluffy show off cat. He used to be a lovely house cat, but since the vet made us put him on a restrictive diet, he's turned into an utter c*nt.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby vietnammer on Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:16 pm

Used to be a Maine Coon in a restaurant in Penzance, they are outlandishly big. I have heard though that they can turn nasty when they get old.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby swash on Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:22 pm

My next door neighbour where I used to live had a Norwegian Forest Cat, little fcuker got in through the window and literally landed on me in bed, nearly shat myself when I woke to see a pair of evil looking eyes staring at me, then the little b*stard went for me, when I tried to escort him from the building.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby the celestial insect on Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:29 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:It's a Maine Coon. Really similar to a Norwegian, but even bigger. We've had a couple and they're very gentle and good company, despite looking like bruisers. They're almost like a dog, they'll follow you around and sit beside you for a stroke, and they like to play fetch. They do enjoy gifting you some mauled wildlife now and again though.

Since my first post, Mrs MB also bought Pedro's sister, which she's called LaFawnduh. This time next year we'll be ankle deep in cat fluff and mouse cadavers.


My friend has two Maine Coons. They are MASSIVE [the cats, not the friend].
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Rocketron on Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:16 pm

This headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43698827" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:11 am

Rocketron wrote:This headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43698827" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol: You beauty!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Greatest Cockney Rip Off on Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:18 am

Rocketron wrote:This headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43698827" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Looks like he was caught on the hop.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby DasNutNock on Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:18 pm

Discovering that Warp's mum is in the charcoal business:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jarrkoff-Ecolo ... 20charcoal
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby warp on Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:16 pm

aaaaah, now i see!
you're just upset she only jarrkoffed you the other night, right?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby mixture on Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:22 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:That is one big ****ing house cat


Its not a cat its the ****ing AntiChrist
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Samba on Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:31 am

Look at the picture, while remembering the Old Spice theme...
2 opposable thumbs away from total world domination...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby somerset-hammer on Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:23 am

Stop posting pictures of that cat... I haven't slept in days!!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby the celestial insect on Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:18 am

Samba wrote:Look at the picture, while remembering the Old Spice theme...
2 opposable thumbs away from total world domination...


:lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby The Collector on Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:38 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Stop posting pictures of that cat... I haven't slept in days!!


Mouse
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Burningaham on Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:08 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Stop posting pictures of that cat... I haven't slept in days!!


Imagine the size of the litter tray.
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