Which is exactly what Mick Jagger said the first time he saw Jerry Hall.hammerdivone wrote:
That's one ****ing tall bird!
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
What are cor blimey trousers, and has anyone on here ever worn them?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
No. I understand that one also has to live in a council flat.southbrishammer wrote:What are cor blimey trousers, and has anyone on here ever worn them?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
Cor Blimey trousers were baggy baggy corduroy trousers, tried at the knees to prevent rats (of which there were plenty) running up the legs.southbrishammer wrote:What are cor blimey trousers, and has anyone on here ever worn them?
A "Cor Blimey" hat was an early World War One British soldier's hat which was equipped with ear flaps to protect from the cold during winters in the trenches. They didn't last long as they were replaced by the steel helmet known as the "Brodie Helmet".
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
What are those cables all about that you get across the road sometimes? Normally two thin cables which are attached to a metal box which is normally tied round a telegraph pole or something similar.
Er indoors reckons it might be to measure traffic. Is that right?
Er indoors reckons it might be to measure traffic. Is that right?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
Yes.Cockneyboy311 wrote:What are those cables all about that you get across the road sometimes? Normally two thin cables which are attached to a metal box which is normally tied round a telegraph pole or something similar.
Er indoors reckons it might be to measure traffic. Is that right?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
Cor Blimey trousers were baggy baggy corduroy trousers, tried at the knees to prevent rats (of which there were plenty) running up the legs.
Why not tied at the ankles?
Why not tied at the ankles?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
Definitely 'The Man' keeping a check on us all..Cockneyboy311 wrote:What are those cables all about that you get across the road sometimes? Normally two thin cables which are attached to a metal box which is normally tied round a telegraph pole or something similar.
Er indoors reckons it might be to measure traffic. Is that right?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
How do seagulls know you've only just washed your car?
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There's no bird **** on it.Monkeybubbles wrote:How do seagulls know you've only just washed your car?
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Because the c**** are watching you do it, while they eat your chips!Monkeybubbles wrote:How do seagulls know you've only just washed your car?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
Monkeybubbles wrote:How do seagulls know you've only just washed your car?
at least they give them back...somerset-hammer wrote:Because the ***** are watching you do it, while they eat your chips!
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How did Patrick Kielty manage to get to go roaring up Cat Deeley on a regular basis?
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
He must have used some sort of mind control drug on her. Either that or he got hold of some incriminating evidence (maybe that Streets song-related?).EvilC wrote:How did Patrick Kielty manage to get to go roaring up Cat Deeley on a regular basis?
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Rohypnol?EvilC wrote:How did Patrick Kielty manage to get to go roaring up Cat Deeley on a regular basis?
Why doesn't drink make you feel "full up" like food does, they both have calories in?
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Because the liquid doesn't need to be broken down in the gut; it is absorbed through the stomach lining much faster.
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EvilC wrote:How did Patrick Kielty manage to get to go roaring up Cat Deeley on a regular basis?
How you ever had 12 pints of Guinness?delbert wrote: Rohypnol?
Why doesn't drink make you feel "full up" like food does, they both have calories in?
.....is possibly the answer to both questions.
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Yes, alcohol is quite calorific. Drink, being a liquid, will always enter & leave an empty stomach, much quicker than more solid food. Which is why it doesn't tend to make you feel full up.delbert wrote:Why doesn't drink make you feel "full up" like food does, they both have calories in?
My question is, why can you drink pints for hours without desperately needing a pee, but then, as SOON as you 'break the seal', you'll then be 'going', all night long?
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thought that was only me !!!!!!!!!!!
hold on (almost) forever and then that's it........
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