Poor little pussy cats. There they are, stealthily going about their business, finding it strange that ever since that pesky human hung that shiny thing round their neck, they've not been nearly as successful, at little bird massacring.DasNutNock wrote:Cats are awesome and all that (except mine - he's a right little c*nt), but you have GOT to put a collar and bell on them if you have any respect for the local bird population.
Actually, I'd be quite pleased if he saw off those f*cking pigeons that keep sh*tting on my BBQ patio.
Actually, far from blaming furry monsters, perhaps the bigger culprits are b*stard magpies (or any in the crow family), who like to happily feast on baby songbirds, all the while, making their horrid, clacking sound.
Stangely enough, despite enjoying that behaviour, they get rather upset, if a cat manages to eat their own young. The hypocrisy!
And pigeons are Satan's messengers; no good to man nor beast, except perhaps, fast food takeaways, when the supply chains gone down...