Things you've always wanted to know......

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You'd have to be talking about molecules. You surely can't identify or distinguish water within water any more than a body of air within air.

Having said that...I think there's an 'undersea lake' somewhere round the Caribbean which is distinct because of a heavier saline content
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Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?
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Monkeybubbles wrote:Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?
Cos most of 'em are full of shyte :wink:
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Monkeybubbles wrote:Why do womens farts smell worse than mens?
It's because they spend all day saving them for when they get home, so they are just cooking all day.

Dirty bastards
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Do other guys size themselves up in the gents toilets or changing rooms in a non-sexual way?

I do. It's going quite well.
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No.
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DrVenk wrote:Do other guys size themselves up in the gents toilets or changing rooms in a non-sexual way?

I do. It's going quite well.

:lol:
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Not even a quick glance MB?

Come on....
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I fear the truth.
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:D
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We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

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somerset-hammer wrote:We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D
"I did 200 laps of the basement in a personal best time this morning, and let me tell you my recipe for barbecue lamb again, and did I mention that you can get really cheap barbecues in Aldi....".

They'll let him out soon.


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somerset-hammer wrote:We haven't heard from Dan since someone jizzed on his locker..

Has he been taken, locked in a basement somewhere..

:D
He'll be re-enacting that scene from the film Pulp Fiction - you know the one, where they say "bring out the gimp!".
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Why do 'smart phones' seem to work much better at recieving internet connections than modem devices? Might not apply in the uk but when abroad I've found that putting the card thingy in your phone works fine when the stand-up modem is crap.
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I apologize that this is actually football related - but I was reading about Manchester United's 73-74 season when they were relegated, and that led to reading about several pitch invasion issues at matches (such as at Newcastle, and Spurs in Europe) during that year and surrounding years.

My question is...were the fans invading the pitch to protest their team's poor performance, or was the main reason to try and get the game thrown out and have a replay? I am not sure what exactly would go through one's mind (especially if inebriated) that would make you run out in the middle of a match (and in the Newcastle game's instance - actually attack players). And if it was to get the game cancelled, was the tactic of getting the game thrown out a viable one, and why didn't the FA take more decisive action to stop it?
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Why do onions from Subway smell so much worse than regular onions?

Some delightful so and so left their litter on the bus from Subway and the onions reeked to high heaven!
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Joyeux Marteau wrote:Why do onions from Subway smell so much worse than regular onions?
Some delightful so and so left their litter on the bus from Subway and the onions reeked to high heaven!
On a similar note...(if I may)

Why do the farts of others smell so vile..

and yet..

Your own ones have a sort of "horrible yet really nice smell " thang going on..... :D
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