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Rigsby thought Miss Jones' vetting procedeure for a new flat mate a tad excessive!! :wink:
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my dad said we won something in his lifetime
yeah - my grandad said we won lots of things in the 60's
I cant wait to move onto the next level can you ?
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"This time next year, Rodders, we'll be a proper football club"
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West Hams new Marquee signing was a little reluctant to remove his eyewear for the medical but it was a minor setback by Club standards.
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The Six Million Dollar Man, Yes we can rebuild him... but only at a tenner down and a One-er per month for 500 years intervened a certain Mr Sullivan.
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west ham medical team start to lose their patience as they deal with the 3rd call to the Kieran Dyer suite for the untangling of x-box leads
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One day these will be the David Sullivan gates...maximum height.1.2metres
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"And once we fit the rose coloured lenses you'll see that joining West Ham was a good decision."
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I know you have not seen this before it's called a football.
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Cresswell restrains Noble from going up to Andy Carroll to say "Welcome to West Ham"
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"Hands up if you like GSB"
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I know you have not seen this before it's called a football.
In lesson 1 you learned what a Football is, in this lesson I will show you that it's not only the opposition who's allowed to actually play with it.
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Sorry Skip I know you enjoyed attacking that errant fan on the pitch but seriously I know it's difficult to believe but those 40,000 mugs that side of the barrier actually have paid to be there.
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And to think that if only we had been 5 minutes later they wouldn't have let us in.
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Okay. This little kid who's gone missing. We're all gonna split up and cover the entire area in pairs. Description? He looks like Chucky the Doll and he's wearing a Russian outfit.
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more like welcome to the real world we train 3 times a day not week !
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brilliant pellegrini one's chaps :thup: :thup:
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Cresswell: " This is how you take down a pitch invader, Mark"
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