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east_ham
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by east_ham » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:10 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
why has that young man got a surf board....surely we are landlocked?
Iron-on-transfer
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by Iron-on-transfer » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:52 am
cockney hammer wrote:
So.....that Sullivan bloke is now giving me players with only one leg and expecting me to do miracles?!!
I mean, I've got nothing against that poor young kid's right leg...but the problem is, neither has he.
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:17 am
cockney hammer wrote:
“Boss, when you said we need to protect our back four, I didn’t think they would start wearing large “
glow in the dark” condoms!”
rouchie
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by rouchie » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:16 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Bubbles gonna getcha mwahharrharrharr!
ageing hammer
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by ageing hammer » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:03 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Clemence " You should call that dog Sully, always taking the piss "
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by Joyeux Marteau » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:44 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Beans and bubbles was a poor dinner choice.
Best not put that on the dinner thread!
ageing hammer
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by ageing hammer » Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:29 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
This new goal line technology is the dogs b*llocks.
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ageing hammer on Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
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by e-20 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:45 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Sully, after 4 previous attempts to replace Adrian fail miserably, introduces Robokeeper his ultimate attempt to get rid of the sarky Spaniard.
OFT
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by OFT » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:21 am
cockney hammer wrote:
Put your tail down I'm getting the bulge.
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by uptonparkhurst » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:43 am
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So I said to Sullivan "Why sign a player with only one leg"?
He said "Have you seen the price of football boots lately?!"
So I said "Do I assume you're going to sign a left-legged player then?"
He said "Waste not, want not. He's hopping on a plane as we speak".
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by OFT » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:44 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
'What we need is something to get these young lads moving faster'.
'What's Barry Bennell up to these days?'
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by thick-soup » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:27 am
cockney hammer wrote:
"we desperately need to fill the gap that Andy has left due to his latest injury"
"What about the yellow cardboard man thing leaning on the fence boss?......"
"Perfect!!!".......